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<blockquote data-quote="FJohnny" data-source="post: 16408849" data-attributes="member: 191643"><p>I guess everyone has a cop story.</p><p></p><p>I golf a lot with a cop. Great guy and really good golfer. One day five of us are warming up on the first tee which sits alongside our entry road and the pro shop. Suddenly a cop Harley purrs up our drive past us, pulls a U-turn and parks at the curb near the back of the box. Black tees. Man zone.</p><p></p><p>Everyone is really tense. Someone's in trouble for sure. Our cop buddy tells everyone to relax and quit acting guilty.</p><p></p><p>We become aware that the officer is female and, as much as can be told from the uniform, a damn fine one at that. Now we are really afraid.</p><p></p><p>She unbuckles her helmet and wrestles it off. A cascade of long blond hair gushes out and spills over her shoulders. No kidding, she looked amazing as she hopped up the stone wall onto the tee box and moved towards us.</p><p></p><p>We are simultaneously terrified and transfixed. Some wise-ass mutters, "Strip-o-gram?" under his breath. Everyone glares at him and gives him the STFU look. Is he begging to get jammed up? Geez...what a dope.</p><p></p><p>Anyway, it turned out it was our buddy's wife. She had just switched to motorcycle duty for the summer and loved it. All she wanted was to hand her husband something he had forgotten when he left home. She chatted awhile and explained why the older Harleys were so much better than the newer, lighter BMW's and other important stuff like that.</p><p></p><p>I have never appreciated law enforcement as much as I did that day and I'll remember it forever. I just wish I had known it was his wife and had kept the strip comment to myself.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FJohnny, post: 16408849, member: 191643"] I guess everyone has a cop story. I golf a lot with a cop. Great guy and really good golfer. One day five of us are warming up on the first tee which sits alongside our entry road and the pro shop. Suddenly a cop Harley purrs up our drive past us, pulls a U-turn and parks at the curb near the back of the box. Black tees. Man zone. Everyone is really tense. Someone's in trouble for sure. Our cop buddy tells everyone to relax and quit acting guilty. We become aware that the officer is female and, as much as can be told from the uniform, a damn fine one at that. Now we are really afraid. She unbuckles her helmet and wrestles it off. A cascade of long blond hair gushes out and spills over her shoulders. No kidding, she looked amazing as she hopped up the stone wall onto the tee box and moved towards us. We are simultaneously terrified and transfixed. Some wise-ass mutters, "Strip-o-gram?" under his breath. Everyone glares at him and gives him the STFU look. Is he begging to get jammed up? Geez...what a dope. Anyway, it turned out it was our buddy's wife. She had just switched to motorcycle duty for the summer and loved it. All she wanted was to hand her husband something he had forgotten when he left home. She chatted awhile and explained why the older Harleys were so much better than the newer, lighter BMW's and other important stuff like that. I have never appreciated law enforcement as much as I did that day and I'll remember it forever. I just wish I had known it was his wife and had kept the strip comment to myself. [/QUOTE]
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