Circumcised, lol

MassCobra

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I usually will occasionally just post a joke in Mary's daily joke thread but I thought this one deserved it's own. :lol1:

For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.... 'Circumcised'
(this is priceless!)

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and
returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
 

Riddla

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:lol1:


but men who are circumcised= less of a man:burn:
 

Riddla

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All natural ftw. No one cuts into my johnson


roses are red
violets are flowers
so open you legs and feel my power?
 

Tampa03cobra

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I have never had a complaint, nature put it there for a reason. You get a sheath in a sheath effect, while I won't say it's better or worse than the other way, any girl worth screwing really won't care either way.

The whole issue of cleanliness is a BS one that has been disproven many times over. When it's hard there is really almost no difference lol.
 

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