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Chanelling My Inner CoBro To Unleash My Anti SS Swag!!
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<blockquote data-quote="svtshadow" data-source="post: 15373448" data-attributes="member: 147382"><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So yesterday I decided to take the cobra out for spin around </span><span style="font-size: 12px">town and do a few motivational driving pulls.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">I mean the car was clean, tires shining and low to the ground.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">But yet she is still remains the meanest bitch on asphalt everywhere she goes.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">Me on the other side, I was looking sharp, with big never ending scumbag smile, just like your typical Cobro that commandeers aCobra.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">My self-esteem juices were flowing like the Nile river with no sight of the end.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">So every time my cobra sits for sometime dueto my busy life style, I have to do Pre-drive checks.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">I get in and pop the garage door open with my keyless entry.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">I proceed to start the snake and my Custom H-PiCack exhaust system that I invented and pioneered,channels the inner 32 valves and unleashes the terminator heart inside her.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">Best exhaust set up ever, I get compliments from dudes and bitches left and right, all day everyday.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After driving for a few minutes, I come upon this red lightand for whatever reason it seems I am always the first car. </span><span style="font-size: 12px">A few seconds later, a 1969 Camaro SS pulls over.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">As usual, given the kind of dominant male Iam, I refuse to acknowledge the presence of the guy in the Camaro or his Camaro,until he acknowledges my supreme presence first.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">So he beeps and begs me to lower my window,which I decided to do.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">He gives my car complements and how good it sounds and I kindly say thank you.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">Then he proceeds to say, “But not faster than this bad bitch” I thought that was totally arrogant of him.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">I calmly raised my scumbag Phillies hat and lower my Gucci sunglasses and I was like, “Is that So?”</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">He asked me what I have to done my car and I laughed out loud, before i said, “The entire American Muscle Catalog” which for some reason made him laugh.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">His shit looked plain, like Jane with a night gown.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">With no car behind me, I told him I will give him a full car lenth head start,before I reversed my Snake so as to achieve that one car length.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">As soon as the lights turn green, I launchedhard, he spun on his factory skinny steel wheels and tires.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">In a split of a second and at mid 1</span>[SUP]<span style="font-size: 10px">st</span>[/SUP]<span style="font-size: 12px">gear, I was 0.5 car length ahead of him.</span> <span style="font-size: 12px">By the end of 3</span>[SUP]<span style="font-size: 10px">rd</span>[/SUP]<span style="font-size: 12px"> gear, he was 3 cars behind.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">By now I knew the race was over and shut it down as I put it in 6</span>[SUP]<span style="font-size: 10px">th</span>[/SUP]<span style="font-size: 12px"> gear to cruise away in a victorious manner also as I turned on my hazards to celebrate.</span> <span style="font-size: 12px">My car made the loudest gear grind noise ever heard to man which meant Ihad catastrophically lost 6</span>[SUP]<span style="font-size: 10px">th</span>[/SUP]<span style="font-size: 12px"> gear for whatever reason.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">I decided to pull over to the shoulder for </span> <span style="font-size: 12px">a malfunction inspection.</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">As I was coming out of my car, the Camaro sped past me honking at me like I was some sort of cheap prostitute, grinning like the catfish the future camaros were going to be. **** you I yelled!</span><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span><span style="font-size: 12px">I tried all the other gears, and they all work fine except for 6</span>[SUP]<span style="font-size: 10px">th</span>[/SUP]<span style="font-size: 12px"> gear.</span> <span style="font-size: 12px">At the end of the day, it still counts as a win in the win column!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 12px">[ATTACH]71150[/ATTACH]</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="svtshadow, post: 15373448, member: 147382"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]So yesterday I decided to take the cobra out for spin around [/SIZE][SIZE=3]town and do a few motivational driving pulls.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]I mean the car was clean, tires shining and low to the ground.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]But yet she is still remains the meanest bitch on asphalt everywhere she goes.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]Me on the other side, I was looking sharp, with big never ending scumbag smile, just like your typical Cobro that commandeers aCobra.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]My self-esteem juices were flowing like the Nile river with no sight of the end.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]So every time my cobra sits for sometime dueto my busy life style, I have to do Pre-drive checks.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]I get in and pop the garage door open with my keyless entry.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]I proceed to start the snake and my Custom H-PiCack exhaust system that I invented and pioneered,channels the inner 32 valves and unleashes the terminator heart inside her.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]Best exhaust set up ever, I get compliments from dudes and bitches left and right, all day everyday.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] After driving for a few minutes, I come upon this red lightand for whatever reason it seems I am always the first car. [/SIZE][SIZE=3]A few seconds later, a 1969 Camaro SS pulls over.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]As usual, given the kind of dominant male Iam, I refuse to acknowledge the presence of the guy in the Camaro or his Camaro,until he acknowledges my supreme presence first.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]So he beeps and begs me to lower my window,which I decided to do.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]He gives my car complements and how good it sounds and I kindly say thank you.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]Then he proceeds to say, “But not faster than this bad bitch” I thought that was totally arrogant of him.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]I calmly raised my scumbag Phillies hat and lower my Gucci sunglasses and I was like, “Is that So?”[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]He asked me what I have to done my car and I laughed out loud, before i said, “The entire American Muscle Catalog” which for some reason made him laugh.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]His shit looked plain, like Jane with a night gown.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]With no car behind me, I told him I will give him a full car lenth head start,before I reversed my Snake so as to achieve that one car length.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]As soon as the lights turn green, I launchedhard, he spun on his factory skinny steel wheels and tires.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]In a split of a second and at mid 1[/SIZE][SUP][SIZE=2]st[/SIZE][/SUP][SIZE=3]gear, I was 0.5 car length ahead of him.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]By the end of 3[/SIZE][SUP][SIZE=2]rd[/SIZE][/SUP][SIZE=3] gear, he was 3 cars behind.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]By now I knew the race was over and shut it down as I put it in 6[/SIZE][SUP][SIZE=2]th[/SIZE][/SUP][SIZE=3] gear to cruise away in a victorious manner also as I turned on my hazards to celebrate.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]My car made the loudest gear grind noise ever heard to man which meant Ihad catastrophically lost 6[/SIZE][SUP][SIZE=2]th[/SIZE][/SUP][SIZE=3] gear for whatever reason.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]I decided to pull over to the shoulder for [/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]a malfunction inspection.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]As I was coming out of my car, the Camaro sped past me honking at me like I was some sort of cheap prostitute, grinning like the catfish the future camaros were going to be. **** you I yelled![/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]I tried all the other gears, and they all work fine except for 6[/SIZE][SUP][SIZE=2]th[/SIZE][/SUP][SIZE=3] gear.[/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3]At the end of the day, it still counts as a win in the win column! [ATTACH]71150.vB[/ATTACH][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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