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  1. cam346

    cam346 Well-Known Member Established Member

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  2. BOOGIE MAN

    BOOGIE MAN Logic and Reason Established Member

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    This video assured me that my general distaste for local tv news is valid. Interesting event but that coverage of it, not a fan

    Standard formula:

    Shitty puns or wordplay in intro

    Find a witness on scene. If multiple, find the dumbest one. If you can't tell which one is the dumbest, look for the shirtless one

    More shitty puns or wordplay

    Find expert. If you can't book the actual expert, get some 2nd rate person that has a little bit of a background in something connected to the situation that can present numbers or equations to prove their point.

    More shitty puns or word play but these are meant to tug on heartstrings

    Shitty outro

    From (location), (name), *pause for effect*, wxyz news."

    Next shitty story...

    Repeat

    And here's tom for the weather

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    Are you the eff her right in the pooswa guy? Lol
     
  4. kevin99hoss

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    at least it wasn't a 4th gen
     
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  5. Mentos

    Mentos Earn this Established Member

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    If it were a Mustang, those homeowners would be dead.
     
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    I like the news guy on the scene pointing into the dark where you can't see anything and using it as a reference.

    I never watch local news.

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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    LOL This was in Port Arthur Texas. I was surprised it was a late model and not a 3rd/Turd Gen :D
     
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    This idiot almost got an elderly couple who happen to be in the kitchen at the time..... My buddys car that he sold to his brother who somehow ended up in this elderly couples living room. The Police did arrest him fullsizeoutput_1f79.jpeg for reckless driving. fullsizeoutput_1f77.jpeg fullsizeoutput_1f78.jpeg
     
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    jaxbusa Well-Known Member Established Member

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    I hear you on the news, but this appears to be from Jacksonville, Florida. I used to live there. They didn’t have to “find the dumbest one”. They’re everywhere. I’m sure he found them.


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  11. Klaus

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    It would not have even made the news if it were a mustang
     
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    If it were a Hellcat Challenger, the foundation would be ruined.
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    Well, good. Looks like reckless driving to me.
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    lets not forget destroying a Shelby :D
     
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    and it would be a hit and run
     
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    He didn't miss 4th gear. Best video you've posted in your tenure here, cam. I love the new body mods on the maro.
     

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