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<blockquote data-quote="CSCOBRA03" data-source="post: 16544159" data-attributes="member: 8101"><p><strong>Bubba and Billy Bob saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Thibodeaux, Louisiana and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The next morning the farmer drove up and said,</strong> <strong>"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night</strong> <strong>." Bubba and Billy Bob replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."</strong> <strong>They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Bubba said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"</strong> <strong>Billy Bob said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"</strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Bubba and Billy Bob</strong> <strong>at the IGA grocery store and asked.</strong> <strong>“What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."</strong> <strong>Billy Bob said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece</strong> <strong>and made a profit of $1,998.00.</strong> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The farmer said, “Didn't anyone complain?"</strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Bubba said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So, we gave him his two dollars back."</strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubba and Billy Bob now work for the government. They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout and Stimulus Programs.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.</strong> <strong>One in office. One in prison.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CSCOBRA03, post: 16544159, member: 8101"] [b]Bubba and Billy Bob saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Thibodeaux, Louisiana and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said,[/b] [b]"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night[/b] [b]." Bubba and Billy Bob replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."[/b] [b]They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."[/b] [b]The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Bubba said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"[/b] [b]Billy Bob said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"[/b] [b]A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Bubba and Billy Bob[/b] [b]at the IGA grocery store and asked.[/b] [b]“What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."[/b] [b]Billy Bob said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece[/b] [b]and made a profit of $1,998.00.[/b] [b]The farmer said, “Didn't anyone complain?"[/b] [b]Bubba said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So, we gave him his two dollars back."[/b] [b]Bubba and Billy Bob now work for the government. They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout and Stimulus Programs.[/b] [b]Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.[/b] [b]One in office. One in prison.[/b] [/QUOTE]
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