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Road Side Pub
Blind Cowboy Joke
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<blockquote data-quote="CSCOBRA03" data-source="post: 16322346" data-attributes="member: 8101"><p>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”</p><p></p><p></p><p>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things:</p><p></p><p>1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat.</p><p></p><p>2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.</p><p></p><p>3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.</p><p></p><p>4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.</p><p></p><p>5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”</p><p></p><p></p><p>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CSCOBRA03, post: 16322346, member: 8101"] An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things: 1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?” The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!” [/QUOTE]
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