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<blockquote data-quote="Tob" data-source="post: 16185806" data-attributes="member: 83412"><p>I have a good friend that lives along the lower Niagara River. Beautiful spot but the houses are squeezed together pretty tightly. So a Canadian redhead moves in next door. She introduced herself to him once. Next thing you know she calls him late at night and asks him if he will climb into her bed and let her splash water on him as the police are coming after she had a heated argument with her ex-husband.</p><p></p><p>WTF?</p><p></p><p>He had actually considered banging her but now realized she was a batshit crazy liberal (by virtue of her citizenship<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />) idiot with some really tainted views. He wouldn't **** her so she invited his son over and tried to give him a blowjob. Didn't happen and the two homeowners completely broke ties. Since then she has done some really annoying things that bother the neighborhood. So the last time I go to my friends house I see him standing over her AC unit, only about 10' from my friends house. He's urinating all over it. I laughed when I realized what he was doing and he said that everyone that comes to his house does the same and that he had been doing it for some time. He's also a bit of a gun nut and told me he blew three or four chipmunks/squirrels out of the tall dense trees that hang over everyones house such that they fell to a cushioned death in her green, never cleaned, unused pool.</p><p></p><p>I was helping him with his truck one day when you could hear a car with the base pumping come down the street. Pulls into her driveway and two black guys get out and go inside. He looks at me, shakes his head and tells me she is ****ing both of them. I asked him how he knew and he said they go outside on her shitty porch (overlooking her green pool) and get high after sex without putting any clothes on. She has a son that she "home schools" that is in the house while these activities take place. Anyway, the two brothers are leaving just as her ex husband is pulling in the driveway to pick up the kid. An ugly argument ensued, with every word clear as day at least 6 houses down from hers.</p><p></p><p>So yeah, I'm a huge fan of country living out in the middle of nowhere.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tob, post: 16185806, member: 83412"] I have a good friend that lives along the lower Niagara River. Beautiful spot but the houses are squeezed together pretty tightly. So a Canadian redhead moves in next door. She introduced herself to him once. Next thing you know she calls him late at night and asks him if he will climb into her bed and let her splash water on him as the police are coming after she had a heated argument with her ex-husband. WTF? He had actually considered banging her but now realized she was a batshit crazy liberal (by virtue of her citizenship:)) idiot with some really tainted views. He wouldn't **** her so she invited his son over and tried to give him a blowjob. Didn't happen and the two homeowners completely broke ties. Since then she has done some really annoying things that bother the neighborhood. So the last time I go to my friends house I see him standing over her AC unit, only about 10' from my friends house. He's urinating all over it. I laughed when I realized what he was doing and he said that everyone that comes to his house does the same and that he had been doing it for some time. He's also a bit of a gun nut and told me he blew three or four chipmunks/squirrels out of the tall dense trees that hang over everyones house such that they fell to a cushioned death in her green, never cleaned, unused pool. I was helping him with his truck one day when you could hear a car with the base pumping come down the street. Pulls into her driveway and two black guys get out and go inside. He looks at me, shakes his head and tells me she is ****ing both of them. I asked him how he knew and he said they go outside on her shitty porch (overlooking her green pool) and get high after sex without putting any clothes on. She has a son that she "home schools" that is in the house while these activities take place. Anyway, the two brothers are leaving just as her ex husband is pulling in the driveway to pick up the kid. An ugly argument ensued, with every word clear as day at least 6 houses down from hers. So yeah, I'm a huge fan of country living out in the middle of nowhere. [/QUOTE]
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