i finally got the o/r pipe on the cobra (that's how i spent my valentines) so the next day i let my friend drive it down the road so i could hear what it sound like going down the road with the o/r pipe on. well he goes up the road about a half mile and turns around and rockets past his house...
for an average driver what should i be expecting. i went to the track last night and made 8 runs and my average time was 14.2@96-98mph with a 2.2-2.3 60' my reaction time varied from .045-.554
i had one 14.1, 14.3, 14.5 pass
An American, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice"
The Iraqi...
There's this happily married couple in their 50's who have had a wonderful sex life for the 30 years they've been married. Never a complaint from either side, although the wife was always curious as to why her husband always insisted on having sex with the lights out. Never in 30 years have they...
i checked my plugs the other day and i noticed that two of my plugs had a small green spot on them, would this be because they are copper plugs or is this antifreeze
Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.
Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"
To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well...
so i went to leave a piss before i left for lunch.
i'm standing in the bathroom perpendicular to the toilet with by back facing the door, well someone hits the door (or so i think) all of a sudden their is someone standing in the bathroom with me and the door is open. (apparently the door...
it did this for the second morning in a row.
went to start the corba yesterday morning, it started and died right away, tryed it again and same thing, than it just turned over. i let it sit for a min and tryed it again started and the same $hit. open the hood everything is connected like it...
A husband walks out of the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, “I have a headache.”
“Perfect.” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with asprin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It’s up to you!”
what do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion??
most of the time you get an onion with two floppy ears, but every once and a while you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
the car is pretty much stock and has 80k, what are common problems that will set it off. i got power at the line and crusing, not missing at low or high rpms, idel is fine.
i changed the coil packs and opened the gap to .60 during the week. i went though a tank of gas before the light went on...