I just heard that the city of Dallas is spending 45 million dollars on ANOTHER park in Dallas. This is the same ****ed up city that is having to lay off hundreds of teachers because of a screwed up budget. And, don't give me this shit about it being a "different budget" to fund the park...
Posted in another forum, but haven't had any luck. I know some of you guys have swapped out the IRS so here goes.....
Can someone please help. I'm posting this for a friend and hoping that someone has a 99-04 8.8 SRA out of their car that they can take direct measurements from. He needs to...
Can someone please help. I'm posting this for a friend and hoping that someone has a 99-04 8.8 SRA out of their car that they can take direct measurements from. He needs to know the dimensions for A, D and G from this picture.
First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy...
Anyone else bought a Whipple and noticed that not all 10 of the intercooler bolt holes are used? Is that normal? See the middle intercooler hole in the pic below.
Every morning when she walked into the breakroom a fellow worker would enter, get close and tell her that her hair smelled good. After several weeks of this, she filed a sexual harassment complaint. The office manager interviewed her and asked what possible objection she could have to the...
While i'm data logging with my X3/Laptop, I've noticed that my tach, speedo and odometer reset fairly often. When I say reset, I mean the tach and speedo both go to zero and the odometer shows --------- The reset only lasts about a second and then everything is back to normal.
At first I...
Last year I had storm damage on my house and had to file an insurance claim. Is the deductible I paid considered a deduction on my 2010 taxes?
I also had a vehicle accident, so same question about the deductible there too.
I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. She immediatlely dropped to her knees & layed at my feet on the grass. As me made love I thought to myself, these tasers guns are worth the money!!!
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I walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive woman---I gave her a quick glance then causally looked at my watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', I replied, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it.'...
Details Of U.S. Army's First Openly Gay Unit Released
WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military. Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the chairman of...
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they...
Do you ever say something and then think "shit, why did I say that?"
My next door neighbor was struggling while unloading some stuff from his car and I hollered out "hey, you need a hand?" He just looked at me and said "nah, I got it."
The bad part is that he only has one arm. I felt...
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe...
I got pulled over the other night for following to close. No big deal, I was guilty. I have done enough ride alongs to know that cops look for reasons (albeit legit and that's their job) to pull people over. I understand that completely and I appreciate all of you. If the driver isn't doing...
First of all, I love to work with my hands. Troubleshooting and repairing things is really satisfying for me and I feel I am pretty good at it too.
I have a BS in Electronics Engineering and have been working in this field for the last 10 years. I am VERY sick of sitting behind a desk 95%...