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    Christmas Slogans, Need HELP!

    I know SVTP is full of genius minds, or at least we like to think that :thumbsup:. Christmas is almost here and I am trying to find a catchy slogan for a banner at our car dealership. We sell sports cars: Corvettes, Cobras, GTs, GTOs, Camaros, and Trans Ams so it has related to horsepower or...
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    Vortech Blower FS - Slidell, LA - (came off 03 GT)

    Im posting it here because I am not shipping this item. LOCAL PICKUP ONLY PLEASE! This setup is complete minus the fuel pump and some cheap heater hoses. For $2,500 I am including the blower, 42lb injectors, SCT MASS AIR, Anderson Power Pipe, Intercooler, Vortech Water/Ice Tank, Battery Relocate...
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    Help! Harmonic Balancer Question!

    I sold an 03 Cobra to a guy in mississippi. It started squealing real bad from under the hood a week later. After much checking we found that the harmonic balancer is off by half a tooth (slight wobble). I feel resposible for fixing the problem because it was a pre-exsisting issue. The Ford...
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    pulled pork in a slow cooker?

    I am hosting UFC 104 at my house this weekend. I want to cook something painless and simple, but yet tasty. I thought about cooking pulled pork sandwiches in the slow cooker because of the ease. Anyone have a good recipe I can follow? I looked up a few recipes, but I know the best cooks are here...
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    Another hump day chuckle...

    A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, digusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, 'Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?' :lol:
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    College games on the internet?

    It is Sat and I'm stuck at work. Does anyone know where I can find a free live feed to college football on the net? :bowdown:
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    Bought a Glock today!

    I finally caved in and went and bought me a Glock 27. I have been wanting this gun for a while, now I own it! I love the way it fits in my hands. This is my first pistol so I'm pretty stoked about it! :banana: Does anyone else own this gun?
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    Ebay Cobra BEWARE!

    Ford : Mustang:eBay Motors (item 280393727229 end time Sep-12-09 22:00:00 PDT) This dealership is a joke! First of all, they advertise this car with an "estimate" of 400+HP. All the car has is headers, pullies, and exhaust. Second this car is a piece of junk. I have listened to it run, it...
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    Dont go to Cars.gov!!!

    I know this might not belong here, but everyone needs to see this. Cars.gov allows the government to have complete access to your computer. YouTube - Glenn Beck: Cars.gov allows government to takeover your computer
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    I am having a baby!!!!!!

    :dancenana:Just found out lastnight! My wife and I have been together for five years so its time for a new edition! It wasnt planned, but I am so excited! Bad news is I just started a new engine build on my supercharged GT. That will have to go on hold for a while.
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    Who else quit watching the news?

    I have always been an avid watcher of local and national news, but for the past two months I haven't even picked up a news paper. I had enough listening to the nutswing media personalities! Since my decision to quit listening to what other people think, my life has greatly improved! It is...
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    Bye Bye T.O.

    :banana: Thank God the Cowboys released him:beer:!!! Maybe the Cowboys can win a game now!!! The teams that don't want Terrell Owens - Shutdown Corner - NFL - Yahoo! Sports
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    Pistol Question

    I am going to a gun show this weekend to buy my first pistol. I need something for home protection mainly. I will also be carrying this gun to work as well. I am trying to decide between the following three: Glock 45 Snub nose 38 Snub nose 357 What are your thoughts? I am new to the...
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    WTB Really clean fox

    I am trying to find an extremely clean fox 87-93 for under 10K. I do not care if it is a vert, trunk, or hatch. It does not have to have a bunch of mods, but that is a plus! I have cash! I am really interested in finding one around Louisiana so I can actually see the car. PM me if you have...
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    Tequila!!!!

    The Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, 'Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want.' The Mexican begins...
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    Hump day joke

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man...
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    Jeff Gordon Fires entire pit crew!!!

    NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem...
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    Need quick advice please!

    I am looking at buying a 94 Cobra. I have to let the guy know asap if I want it because he has two serious buyers! How can you tell if a 94 Cobra is real or a clone? Thanks guys :beer:
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    Official UFC 92 thread

    It is early to start this thread guys I know, but this will be the biggest fight card of the year. I believe it will be one of the two: very impressive, or very disappointing. I hope we can see some good fights to end the year out! I hate waiting for a fight for weeks that ends in a 30 second...
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    Snow in Louisiana

    It is snowing to the north, south, east and west of me....and we are getting rain :whine:. I dont understand how it can snow within a 15 mile radius of me and not in my town :shrug:. Everyone on the news is all excited and in the Christmas spirit. I guess I will be a Grinch....end of rant :bored:.
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    How are you cooking your turkey?

    I love this time of year because I stay up all night smoking the bird:banana:! . You just can not beat a slice of moist smoked turkey!
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    HELP! Is this a good deal?

    Hey guys I am looking at a 1992 GT Convertible with 139,000 miles. The paint is in pretty good shape, other than a little fading and chips here and there. The wheels definitely need to be replaced. Interior is all there except for a back seat. Both front seats are in need of repairs bad. The guy...
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    101 things not to say during intercourse

    Nothing obscene, just a good laugh for a boring Saturday :thumbsup: 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try...
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    SVTP Retirement Plan

    Retirement Plan?? If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you...
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    Houston Hurricane Evacuation Routes

    Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plans City officials just announced the new Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan today as Follows: *Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio . *Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette . *Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas . *Republicans fly Continental to...

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