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> Dear Santa
> I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer
> yer Frend, BiLLy
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> Dear Billy,
> Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How
> about I send you a f*ckin'' book so you can learn to read and
> write? I'm giving your...
LMFAO! I laughed through the ENTIRE DVD.. He's HILARIOUS!!!!
Just one of his takes from the DVD on Marriage:
"Marriage is tough man, Marriage is real f0cking tough man. Marriage is so tough man, Nelson Mandella got a divorce man. Nelson Mandella got a f0cking divorce man. Nelson Mandella...
I really don't know how to start this thread out. Basically all I want to do, is get the word out on this.
http://www.laf.org/
This is the Lance Armstrong Foundation. I really don't know if y'all know about this or not, but I atleast know in my area, it's not well known. Lance Armstrong...
An old Indian goes to court to change his name.
Judge: I see your name is Joe Shitface. Is that correct?
Indian: Yes sir.
Judge: I certainly see why you would like to change it. So what name would you like to change to?
Indian: Fred Shitface
Judge: Fred Shitface?
Indian: Yeah. Me no can...
Whats the worst day you've ever had? Today's been mine... let's see...
/rant on
On the way to work, I got my FIRST speeding ticket EVER! I was doing 45 in a 25... I was crying so hard from being pulled over.. I opened up the door and threw all of my breakfast up 2 feet from the cop's feet...
THANK THE SWEET LORD IT'S FRIDAY!
I dunno what's worse... working on a Monday, or on a Friday. By the time Friday comes.. there's nothing to do at work and all you do is think about the weekend and keep looking at the clock.
To all the people that love weekends.. gimme a "AMEN!"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20031024/od_nm/butt_dc
What's in a Name? Everything When the Name is Butt
LONDON (Reuters) - A British couple have been forced to move house because of the shame caused by the name of their street -- Butt Hole Road...
I don’t know if people have heard much about this story, but it’s caught my interests a while ago and I’ve been keeping up with it.
Here’s what the story is about:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=5&u=/ap/20031017/ap_on_re_us/comatose_woman_22
They’re...
Jack and Fred are at the pub both sporting black eyes
"what happened to you" Jack asks Fred
"Well I was at the airport buying my ticket from a lady with very large breasts, so, instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh I said Tittsburgh.
"I fully understand how you can make the mistake"...
Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?
Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was
going on and why he wanted a divorce. The attorney was shocked and told Mickey
that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey...
This email I got explains EXACTLY why I hate the majority of AIM users:
These rules were compiled to ensure the best possible experience on AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) for all parties involved. They are meant to be a guideline for which all users are to follow to prevent frustrations...
Flies or bees bothering you? Spray them with hairspray and they will take a quick dive.
Sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed.
Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords in. It keeps them...
I was just remembering about a month back ago, I was watching The View and Sylvester Stallon was on and said there's gonna be a ROCKY 6!
Geezus.. when's it ever gonna end?!
(I've been meaning to make a post about this for a while... I keep forgetting though)