Yes, it's that magical time of the year when, once again, the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. We honor their attempts to help chlorinate the human gene pool, and we cannot believe that new winners keep showing up, but they do. Here are the glorious winners...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms...