Before we start, let's get something straight. The McLaren driver isn't the dickhead. I am.
So about 20 minutes ago I was pulling out of the drive to the golf course I play every day. Unlike other days, there's a brand new 720S going past. I pull behind it and we head towards the main road...
So my younger brother calls me up today. Really excited and adrenalined up. He's so excited he can hardly speak. I can tell he's in the car so I ask what the **** his problem is.
"Just had my first really good race with the new truck", he replies.
Background: He picked up a new blue F-150...