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  1. FJohnny

    Let's see those REAL dogs...

    Heartbreaking. So sorry for your loss.
  2. FJohnny

    Let's see those REAL dogs...

    Twice she got back up, the 3rd time no. They speculated congestive heart failure most of all. Again, best wishes .
  3. FJohnny

    Let's see those REAL dogs...

    We had something that sounds pretty similar. I watched as our old girl slowly went stiff legged and keeled over sideways. No twitching, convulsing, nothing. I figured she was gone. Couldn't see breathing/chest movement and her pulse was weak but detectable. She came out of it and looked at us...
  4. FJohnny

    Post one newer pic of your ride (EVERYONE!!)

    About a dozen years ago my youngest brother got a Jag XKR. Before picking it up he asked the dealership to tint the side and rear windows. About a week into ownership he got pulled over. Cop said, "Are those tinted?" He said, "Sure, by the dealer." "Call a tow truck. You're not going...
  5. FJohnny

    Current New Vehicle Market

    Haha! Common sense truly is not common. Yup, forgot about that. Can I change my answer to $150K?
  6. FJohnny

    Current New Vehicle Market

    isn't the whole 6 figure thing simple math? First six figure number is 100,000 Highest six figure is 999,999 Mid six figure is (100,000 + 999,999)/2 = 550,000 (rounded to whole number) Break the range (900K) into thirds (300K each) for high, mid and low ranges and the divisions are: Low 6...
  7. FJohnny

    Crazy Shit / F’ed Up Thread

    To be fair who doesn't hate it when they charge extra for dipping sauce?
  8. FJohnny

    **** Around >>> Find Out

    Whipped cream confiscated from the lesbian bachelorette party the gals were attending. UnSub 2 was not wearing any bottoms and the party was about to go full munchfest. Happens alot in Aus.
  9. FJohnny

    Current New Vehicle Market

    I went into a local dealership to see what all the Dark Horse fuss was about. Other than a quite elderly couple checking out a small SUV I was the only customer. I walked around the DH for a few minutes and headed for the exit. A sales guy with zero interest earlier sprints towards me. He's a...
  10. FJohnny

    **** Around >>> Find Out

    You might be onto something. It sure didn't look like it was the coyote's first time with people. Could it be that before this everyone had offered up their dicks? The hand stuff may have been unexpected and weirded the coyote out.
  11. FJohnny

    Random Shit Thread

    ⬆️ what you get when you assemble things without looking at the instructions provided.
  12. FJohnny

    **** Around >>> Find Out

    Or birdstrike.
  13. FJohnny

    NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

    Does tip advising people to post a picture that does not itself post a picture deserve a $TIP?
  14. FJohnny

    NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

    When my daughter worked as a waitress in a local (Edmonton) pizza restaurant while going to university she made between $50 and $100 per hour. (Dependent on which shift.) I asked if that included her hourly wage. She laughed and told me that was tips only. The server girls didn't even count...
  15. FJohnny

    Crazy Shit / F’ed Up Thread

    Wow! One tough dude on the floor. Takes about a dozen and a half, goes down. First thing he does when the shooter leaves is check to see if he got hit in the weiner. When that works out for him he pulls his wallet out and drags himself towards the order counter to pay for his food. Nice effort.
  16. FJohnny

    BADASS Thread

    ???
  17. FJohnny

    Crazy situation

    ⬆️Yup...that's what I read, too⬆️
  18. FJohnny

    Crazy situation

    Can rules for looting be applied? When BLM wears a surgical mask and balaclava while relieving a store of inventory we see it as criminal looting. However, we can all agree that if he/she is bare-headed it transforms the act from theft into reparations and therefore no crime committed. So...
  19. FJohnny

    FOR SALE: 2020 Kona Blue Shelby GT500

    Maybe a bidding war breaks out?
  20. FJohnny

    FOR SALE: 2020 Kona Blue Shelby GT500

    Lol. So here it is, all tied up with bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth. Skwibbs steps to the plate, taps his cleats and delivers the winning walk off grand slam in a single, final post: "SOLD for asking price."
  21. FJohnny

    I've got some odd symptoms What do the SVTP Doctors think?

    Maybe the rash is an allergic reaction to the bird feathers.
  22. FJohnny

    Random Shit Thread

    Foamers gonna foam.
  23. FJohnny

    Crazy Shit / F’ed Up Thread

    This brings back memories... Back in the day while in high-school/university my brothers and I worked summers in a structural steel fab shop. There were always plenty of 45 gallon drums from red oxide primer or valspar paint thinner. They made good stands for welding or tacking small pieces...
  24. FJohnny

    Post one newer pic of your ride (EVERYONE!!)

    Hmmm.... I am also no one special who invested a lot of time and hard work into not knocking up random chicks. When I was young I chased unmarried, trashy slut types... I also have many blessings... How do I not have a Raptor when I appear to have all the qualifications?
  25. FJohnny

    **** Around >>> Find Out

    Probably pretty simple. Budding social media influencer...stay with the camera. Any decent friend...plummet.

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