I worked for this one jackass who was pretty demented. He said it was like eating an oyster, but when he said it, he made a slurping sound that 1) made me think he actually does it, and 2) damn near made me throw up.
Free to a good home: one new coolant crossover o-ring. I think I tore one and ordered a pair, but sold the car and have this left over. PM me if you need it and I'll send it in an envelope.