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  1. Branhammer

    Back after a multi-year hiatus.

    Oh shit! I nearly forgot about that. How you been man?
  2. Branhammer

    Back after a multi-year hiatus.

    What's up, ya'll? I have been a member here for almost 10 years but took a forever long break from the car world. Had a 2015 GT and literally never did shit to it. Well now I'm recently divorced (really bad, toxic marriage) and decided to upgrade the the 2024 GT and get back in the game. Iconic...
  3. Branhammer

    Official 2018 NFL Off-Season Thread

    Been away for a while but this has been a pretty crazy offseason so far. I'm not terribly surprised that Miami traded away Landry. I really like him and I'm glad he's going to get paid, but he's a SLOT RECIEVER, and if you look at his career so far, you'll see that his worst season...
  4. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    I'm hoping everyone in here is smart enough to know that it's all bull shit. It's one of two things: 1. An attempt to create some turbulence within the Pats organization going into the playoffs. 2. It's all been masterminded by Bill "Palpatine" Belichick to create a false sense of hope among...
  5. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    But see this is another reason people hate the Pats. Their fans aren't humble in the slightest. They love to gloat and call every other team losers and act like their team has transcended the NFL and deserve their own league. Just enjoy it while you can because your time is almost up, and once...
  6. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Nope. Vikings are fine. In fact I'd love to see them win their first. I've never been more sick of a team in any sport in my life than I am of the Pats. Not the Bulls, not the Lakers, not the Yankees, not even the Cowboys in the 90's.
  7. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    If the Patriots win another SB I officially hope Tom Brady shatters his entire skeleton and has to live out the rest of his life as a literal pile of goo. Yes I mean that. No one deserves as much luck and fortune as this guy has. Something has to offset it. It's just getting old now...
  8. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Blows my mind. Last year, Vance was the DC for the Dolphins and their D was horrific. This year, with minor personnel changes, Matt Burke (with assistance from his beard) took them from a bottom of the barrel defense to almost a top 10 and that's with a quickly declining Cam Wake. Meanwhile...
  9. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Hey guys I have a secret. It's been bothering me for a long time. The burden of having to carry this secret, that surely NO ONE else could possibly know, has finally become too much for me to bear on my own. So hear it goes... *Whispers*....Jay Cutler is a ****ing TERRIBLE...
  10. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Yep. Understandable. And I'm literally sitting here being totally irrational about it and I know that. But the rule isn't rational, so I'm not going to be either. When stupid shit stops happening that ruins entire games, I'll start being rational again.
  11. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Because there's a point where you have to stop being a rulebook poindexter bean-counter and just use some common sense. The rule should've already been changed, and until it is, people have a right to be pissed about it. They need to look at the rule and ask "was this rule written by someone...
  12. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Okay so that's what the rule says. I've read it multiple times now, so I'll concede to that. But yes, it's a bullshit rule and the fact that the Dez Bryant play wasn't enough to make those idiots change the rule is astounding to me. Some rules need to just be based on common sense. And by common...
  13. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    He survived the ground until the ball crossed the plane. If a RB crosses the plane on a run and had the ball stripped by a defender the minute the ball crosses, doesn't matter...TD. WR catches the ball and doesn't lose control until after it crosses the plane, doesn't matter...TD. And again...
  14. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    That was a TD. It's really not debatable. And yes I hate the Pats but I'm fair. His knee was down AND the ball crossed the plane AND his hand was underneath the ball enough that it wasn't clear enough to overturn. Period. It's a moot point anyway. On any play in the world, if you have the ball...
  15. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    I agree that the picks were on Brady, but you have to admit the time were very athletic plays by Howard, especially the second one. And he did cover Cooks very well for most of the night. He's been very good considering it's only his second season. If Tankersly develops like I think he will...
  16. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    I think a lot of people are forgetting about the Jags as well. The Pats better be careful or they'll be playing in the wildcard week. Maybe against....DUN DUN DUUUNNNN....THE RAVENS. Hell, the Steelers better watch out too. The Jags stomped them into mush. And they're 9-4 with a remaining...
  17. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    I don't think the Steelers are just going to roll over the Pats like a lot of people think just because they lost to the Dolphins. I think that's just people underestimating Miami as usual. They are not the Browns or the Niners. They have legit talent. It's just that fate took a big shit right...
  18. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    AMAZING!! I got to see Tom Brady get his shit kicked in all night by Wake and Suh and STILL won my fantasy playoff game because of 30 points combined from Burkhead and Lewis. Miami's D is going to be the real deal next season. Already went from one of the worst in the league last year to right...
  19. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Thank God they benched him. I really hope they just start Matt Moore the rest of the season. I don't care if he sucked in Baltimore. The whole team sucked. They always suck in Baltimore and they always suck on TNF. But Cutler sucks ALL THE TIME.
  20. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    Jay Cutler is atrocious. Was the turf wearing a Dolphins uniform? He is a genius though, I'll give him that. Easiest $10 million ever made. And now Cam Wake will be just another massive talent wasted in Miami. He'll join Marino, Jason Taylor, and Zach Thomas in the "Should've won a SB" club.
  21. Branhammer

    Hurst Elite Mustang Giveaway

    Right?! There's only one way to find out just how crazy though *nudge nudge*
  22. Branhammer

    2018 Mustang GT Performance Pack 2

    Who wouldn't? Talk about a replacement for wives/GF's...
  23. Branhammer

    2018 Mustang GT Performance Pack 2

    Also, on their respective web sites, I have to add basically EVERY option available to a GT premium to get it to $50k. So comparing that to a base Corvette Stingray is definitely not a fair comparison. Add all the options to the 'Vette and you're looking at over $70k. Maybe close to $80k. I...
  24. Branhammer

    2018 Mustang GT Performance Pack 2

    Yeah but the problem is that the minute Ford drops the price, those EXACT same people will piss their pants because it doesn't have 500+ hp, race-car suspension, leather, and a flat-screen TV in the dash. They want a $30,000 luxury sports car that can beat Z06's. Some people just can't seem to...
  25. Branhammer

    Official 2017 NFL thread

    They are playing to "not lose" to often. They need to play to WIN. The onside kick after the TD was ballsy and I'd like to see more of that as well as more deep passes.

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