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I'm looking for a Cobra... Mods are ok, but prefer one that isn't super/turbocharged. Miles need to be under 50k. Color isn't that important. I'll consider anything that doesn't have the tan interior. Thanks!

Hey dudes & dudettes... I just bought a VW Jetta for a d.d. and the paint needs some TLC. It has spiderwebbing and hairline scratches all over it. Looks like it was parked under a pine tree quite a bit as well. It's got baked on pine sap on most of the horizontal surfaces. I'd do the job...

Think "Quagmire" from Family Guy...

Actually, that's MMA fighter and submission wrestler Jeff Monson. Right before he got arrested for vandalizing.... ESPN story leads to vandalism charge for veteran fighter Jeff Monson | MMAjunkie.com

Looks like this vid's been out a while with 70 million + hits, but first time I've seen it: YouTube- Jizz In My Pants

That be a Coconut Crab. I was stationed out at Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean. The atoll was crawling with them. They used to tell us that we'd get sent to the brig if we were caught touching them. They crack through coconuts with their claws and use them for shells, so they'd have no...

Lemme first say this... I know jury duty is a... well... duty. However, sometimes you don't have the time or can't go. Sometimes you just can't get out of it and you get sucked into the court room. Once you're in there and the legal counsel is questioning you to find out if you're a...

I like that one. No kids here, but I'll have to pass it along.

The car-morpher starts to look like Quagmire when his face changes. *giggity*

The wifey and I are in SoCal, getting tattooed at Ignition Tattoo Studio in Apple Valley (IgnitionTattoo.com 21065 Bear Valley Rd. Suite#4 Apple Valley, Ca 92308). We got here Monday night and have been getting inked ever since. Thought I'd post up some pics of our progress. I'll add updated...

Beat-boxing chipmunk was hilarious!

My wife and I are headed out to NorCal on Monday to get tattooed by Jaime Schene at Ignition Tattoo. We'll be in Victorville (Apple Valley) through next Sunday. Any ideas on what to do while we're in the area? I'm already planning on getting a few MMA workouts at Joe Stevenson's Cobra Kai...

Hahaha! Nice Tarantino one.

Which one do you use and why? Which would be the most user friendly and cheapest? I've always had a financial planner that handles almost everything, but I've been wanting to get online and tinker around with some stocks on my own. Thanks!

Yeah. Tazers suck. You have to have a trusted friend zap you if you want to experience it. I had my wife give me a 50k volt zap. Knocked me flat on my ass.

Occasionally (frequently), my brain asks a stupid or odd question that needs answering. I was pondering whether or not I'd strap on some Depends in order to make a long drive when I was in a time crunch. I don't think I could bring myself to do it. I'd be completely fine stopping right on the...

Nice iPhone pic.

*ugh* Those Head and Shoulders ones were funny, but the one with the showering granny was nasty.

These guys sound like definite winners: You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - Telegraph

Holy shit! That's hilarious! I can't believe that stupid bitch put a whole stick of butter on the table! Wait... wat?

I love tatted up chicks too, but that's just weird.:dw:

Lemme guess... You're the one behind the camera?

I like how he just nonchalantly says "a cat". No big deal. I'm not an overweight, middle-aged dude wearing a full body, leopard print leotard.

BTW... That's like telling 96stanggt up there to quit posting funny Craigslist ads because that's what Craigslist is for.