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Hello, I just ran over a manhole that was NOT COVERED on the highway and took out one of my tires. Its a GoodYear Eagle RS-A 245/40/19. What kind of price can you guys get me? The cheapest I have found is $230.
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I have 2 extra HID bulbs that are just sitting in my toolbox. I dont have a Lightning anymore so I have no need for them. Anyone have a set and want 2 extra bulbs?
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