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    Gun Porn Thread!!!

    Anyone have any experience with this one? Was thinking this might make a good CC for the wife...
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    Legitimate Lightning Mechanic Needed

    When my 2000 had troubles staying running, it ended up being my MAF sensor. Don't know if that helps, but its a place to start.
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    2024 REAL Lightning???

    Another 100k truck I can't afford.
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    Nova drag and drive build with Steve Morris "LS" replacement

    I love watching his videos. Extremely knowledgeable guy. Would love to have a motor built by him.
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    FOR SALE: 20 GT500 FPB / VMP built (853 rwhp) / Signature Wheels / Anderson Composites / 4.5k miles (original owner)

    Good lord. This is one BEAUTIFUL machine. If I was able to afford one of these, I would def be hitting you up. Good luck with your sale. If I hit the lotto I'll give you a call lol.
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    2006 Infiniti m45 Sport

    Hello, I just ran over a manhole that was NOT COVERED on the highway and took out one of my tires. Its a GoodYear Eagle RS-A 245/40/19. What kind of price can you guys get me? The cheapest I have found is $230. Thank you for looking at this question:beer: Brad
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    Anyone have sylvania xenarcs?

    I have 2 extra HID bulbs that are just sitting in my toolbox. I dont have a Lightning anymore so I have no need for them. Anyone have a set and want 2 extra bulbs?
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    Tidal wave capsizes ship! Crazy!

    Vid removed by moderator so no one has to sit through it and see/hear the scream at the end. The OP apologized for acting like a 12yr old.
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    Dead Cow Lecture

    First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two...
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    Happily married for 70 years!

    An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly...
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    Geography of a woman

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - Well - developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like...
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    Alligator shoes

    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the Shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, Why don't you go on...
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    The Buttocks

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor...
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    The harley

    Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller...
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    Interesting day for retired people

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We...
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    Does your cat stutter?

    A school teacher is explaining biology to her 7th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the...
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    Arguing med students

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student...
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    Nigel the Aborigine

    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Nigel, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking...
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    Sunburned penis

    A man's penis gets sunburned so he sticks it in a glass of milk.His blonde gf walks in and says"OMG!...Is that how you reload it!
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    Economics 101

    It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the...
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    Saving a life.

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in Real distress. One of the hillbillies...
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    The Present

    Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked...
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    NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

    his ex got him that pillow hahaha
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    Three women in a sauna...

    Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my...

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