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So you punch pregnant ladies AND poison dogs.
I'm not surprised.
White rice. That's it. White. ****ing. Rice.
And it was good. And I am NOT ashamed!
Did you read all of the posts homie?
Only when I'm...well, you know.
All the windows down? Perhaps it was cuz you were blastin' NWA?
Cuz er'body knows:
Dammit! I was craving pizza last night but was too lazy to drive 20 miles for it.
I had 2 fried egg sammiches.
Looks like she's been eating her sheetrock right off the ****in' wall.
Yep, same thing here. This same lady said her kids birthday was coming up and she needed cake for it! [emoji38]
When I worked at a restaurant we caught a lady putting cake and pie slices in her giant purse.
How many miles on the car?
I spent a good 7 hours doing yard work today since it rained all week.
Tomorrow is a Packers/Vikings get together at a friend's house.
Yeah, siddown snappah head.
You should be appreciated! Congrats!
White chicken, with white chicken stuffing?
Tacos and a burrito...it is Tuesday, right?
Where'd I put that towel?
Firecracker Brats and some more of that delicious corn.
Rained most of the weekend here. I didn't do shit.
And it's right across the street from the university my son graduated from. Great location occupied by a shit hole.