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Modern problems require modern solutions!!

I'm 42 and I think I'd say the same if I was 22. I'd be a motor boating son of a bitch on each and every one of them!!

Their Hell is having to be around all of us and "entertain" us simultaneously.....gotta love the 2.5 ways!!!

Guy I used to work with would ride the pallet jack down the long hallway and then cut left, into the drum storage room, on a dime. It was hilarious and my boss always just shook his head at it. They had just accepted that Jeff was going to do whatever he felt like doing. Just a little extra...

The buzz cup should have a caption attached, "It isn't going to suck itself, is it Karen?!!!!"

Someone call farmer Bill. His hogs are on the loose again. Bet they all are going to find skinny ass guys to bring home.....to eat them.

The fart.....OMFG!!!!! Phew. I watched it too many times.

Depends

Yeah, because we NEED it to put up with all of these dumb ass women. Anyone ever ask you why things are going the way they are? After they have voted liberal for 30+ years. It blows my ****ing mind. The old "that won't ever happen" is ****ing happening! People are too damn stupid to see it.

Hell to the ****ING NO. Not a chance I'm shacking up with a dude with tits. Not gonna happen. Again. Ever again.....

People are ****ing retarded. Let's stop on the freeway for no discernable reason and "save" that poor, poor turtle. I'd rather live and not cause a ****ing accident, than save a single turtle. Dumb ass people.

That's ****ing funny right there. Where is the "going to hell, need company?" meme when you need it?

They can be sold for $2,000 since there are 4 of them!!!!

Make sure you are ready for the dopes that try and charge $500 for one of them.

That is ****ing gross. Wtf?

My favorite meme is still the "are you DOWN to ****?" One. Haha

Planter?......

Bet the one in the middle rides it like she is on a bull trying to hold on.....just saying. Handle bars and all!!! It's weird though, because the one on the right always wants anal in the dark....weird.

Solid deal! Good luck!!

Song made it SOOOOO much better!!! Haha

She is why there are warning labels on everything.......and she also makes me wish that those labels didn't exist. Let's jump out in front of the boat!!!! What's the worst that could happen? YOLO!!!! *bump**bump* Uh oh..........

Not the only thing she took to the face that night.

That's how I feel about this Facebook generation. They forget that some of us grew up during the Era of "Argue, throw blows, laugh, and drink a beer together" and not the I'm gonna talk shit about you, but then hide behind your phone/computer and do nothing pussies.

Before my friend went turbo he had a Ysi cogged and about 7500 rpm over.