Disproving several urban myths with one photo:
1) Black clothing is not slimming
2) Thongs are not always sexy
3) Spandex is not for everyone
4) Its not the pants that make your butt look big
5) You CAN have too much junk in your trunk
6) Its not the camera that adds that extra 15 pounds
7) The guys on the dance floor aren't staring at you because they think you are sexy