NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

grey03mach1 said:

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

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Can anyone say pirates of the Caribbean.

^lol first thing I thought. If it is real, a lot of universities make students use arbitrary numbers or a class ID on test. That's probably not a social.

lol at the exam ... the email made for a great laugh. but why would he purposely do that knowing he would have to repeat the course?

this thread makes me lol

where do you even begin to look for a pigeon suit that big.

I Love blondes

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'


She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'


She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

seven said:

FAIL... You are doing it wrong...

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You are witnessing the NCAA Basketball's first "glass eye" recipient. LOL

That "Wharrgarbl" one had me in tears. I had two yellow labs that would do that and the sound is pretty accurate (minus the teeth clicking).

ROFL @ the exam and WHARRGARBL.

Good one, I was thinking an ID badge or something like that...

MYGT500 said:

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'


She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'


She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

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Bwhaha, Wharrgarbl!

You should replace "blonde" with woman, it fits all of them

MachME said:

You should replace "blonde" with woman, it fits all of them

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If they can get the hood open :burn:

lwrs10 said:

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That's hilarious