NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

ssj4sadie

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Uh pornstars aren’t people…this is a proper 90’s dude first crush.
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Also would've accepted a picture of a scrambled softcore skinflick on that one ppv channel that you got like a 1/3 of the signal for no reason

Squinting trying to make out a boob

My cousins and I got some version of dish television around the same time. The softcore adult channels would show about 5 minutes (generally credits) before blacking out.

We would call each other when a decent one that we know was about to show boob would start.

Also coined a phrase that we still use 25 years later. There was one that showed a secretary on a desk, and the back of a dudes head in her crotch area (very softcore, still wearing a dress etc) and one day I referred to him as feastman.

We still use the word feastman now. Doesn’t matter what it’s in reference to. I actually have a dive that I still do off of diving boards when I’m drinking. I jump as high as possible, yank my knees toward my face and lean into my crotch yelling “nom nom nom” as my face smacks the water.

GUARANTEED laughs from everyone but my wife (and my mom before she passed away)
 

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