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I grew up around car repair shops....hilarious listening to them when they were working on cars and no customers were around. Especially when it was a woman customer. Didn't matter if she looked good or not. It was over. I was introduced to that at probably 6 or 7 years old. So, I had a lot of experience in the over the top and disgusting. Well, disgusting to most everyone else anyway. Good times. That was also in the 80s, when no ****s were given about what was said.
 

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Ever been kicked out for doing push ups on the stage?


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Close. I was in a strip joint in Germany, and thought I’d show the Heidi’s how to earn a dollar. I folded a dollar bill lengthways then laid my head and shoulders on the stage with the dollar resting gently on my drunken face. The girl on stage grabs me by the arm pits, yanks me completely on stage, then faux 69’s me. She positioned her clam directly above my face, then slaps me in the balls. This, hurt like hell, ruined my night, but I got a whiff of her tuna-canoe.
 

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Lol bro I was checking the drain when I met you. Low point in life back then.



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Nothing to be ashamed of homie. I have been there a time or four. The important thing is to acknowledge and work on ourselves.

I’d have a drink with you any day.


I think CoVid Derangement Syndrome is the new Trump Derangement Syndrome.
 

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I almost got in a fight with two strippers because I offered to take this smokin little Latina milf back to my room in which her friend jumped in for a double lap dance and then they tried to rip me off by saying I hadn't paid one of them for the lap dance which was bullshit as I paid both and old Marine Corps me wasn't having it. They started yelling at me and getting in my face and the bouncer got involved and kicked me out, but I wasn't about to get scammed by two whores. This was at the Purple Church by the way as most San Diego Marines will know very well.
 

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I was 8 or 9 and I was helping my grandparents carry groceries in. I don't know if it was their dog or someone that lived near them but the dog jumped up on my grandma and tore her dress. My grandpa, on his way back for another armful of groceries, without missing a stride shot the dog in the head and told me to drag it behind the barn and go dig a hole in the woods lol. That reminded me of it

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Nothing to be ashamed of homie. I have been there a time or four. The important thing is to acknowledge and work on ourselves.

I’d have a drink with you any day.


I think CoVid Derangement Syndrome is the new Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Hopefully we cross paths again some time.

But Biden has ****ed up this border thing so bad, they only cross in shithole towns


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