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ajaf1656

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Or friendly muttons...

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Or the stock configuration, chops...

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By the way that photo is in the tower at Laguna Seca before they tore it down.

I have to shave for work now because the FAA pretends that an oxygen mask can't seal even though other aviation agencies have determined it's bullcrap and let pilots grow their God given facial hair.
 

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My wife was out of town for a week. While she was gone, I shaved my beard. It took her 3 days to realize what I had done.
Growing up, my dad always had a beard, when he decided to shave it all off once, us kids cried because we didn't recognize him. Later, he shaved it into a goatee and we thought he looked like the devil and cried again. He painted himself into a corner by not switching it up enough. Haha
 

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Who's so worried about their beard they wouldn't shave it? Probably some guy who has ointment for his beard and carries a messenger bag that matches his penny loafers.

totally...

who is worried about their hair and why wouldn’t you shave it (because some tinder tail requested it)?

who is worried about their clothes and why wouldn’t you change them (because some Tinder skank requested it)?

who is worried about their friends and why wouldn’t you change them (because some slice of pussy requested it)?

Gotta do what the bitches ask... Got to do anything to get the tuna!

yea **** that... lol
 

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totally...

who is worried about their hair and why wouldn’t you shave it (because some tinder tail requested it)?

who is worried about their clothes and why wouldn’t you change them (because some Tinder skank requested it)?

who is worried about their friends and why wouldn’t you change them (because some slice of pussy requested it)?

Gotta do what the bitches ask... Got to do anything to get the tuna!

yea **** that... lol
If someone's failing at life so bad they are using iPhone applications to try to score, they might need to change it up. If you can lay pipe without needing to beg for tail on some application, do what you can do. Haha
 

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Or friendly muttons...

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Or the stock configuration, chops...

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By the way that photo is in the tower at Laguna Seca before they tore it down.

I have to shave for work now because the FAA pretends that an oxygen mask can't seal even though other aviation agencies have determined it's bullcrap and let pilots grow their God given facial hair.

Has anyone ever said you look like McMurray from Letterkenny?
 

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If folks haven’t figured that out by now there’s no hope. I nicknamed one of my dumbass friends “Turbofist” because he finger banged and tongue punched a girl for damn near 2 hours I’d guess and she never nutted. This when we were like 14. Too many folks been watching porn.

Ain’t no tongue going to hit the g-spot unless you’re a giraffe, not to mention it’s actually part of the clit and it’s various nerve endings. The joke about not being about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean is pretty true, though a big boat and a rough ocean usually makes for a bed wetter far easier.

This is SVTP, why are we even explaining this?

You guys go through all this trouble? I just ring a bell when I'm done and my butler heaves her out on the front lawn, Jazzy Jeff style, and then throws cab fare at her.

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Joe Biden has sniffed here.

We just need common sense Jeep reform to keep us safe.

Common sense Jeep reform:
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Is that Officer Hoffman?

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Or friendly muttons...

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Or the stock configuration, chops...

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By the way that photo is in the tower at Laguna Seca before they tore it down.

I have to shave for work now because the FAA pretends that an oxygen mask can't seal even though other aviation agencies have determined it's bullcrap and let pilots grow their God given facial hair.
I was growing my beard for a year, it was about 8" long and on a whim I cut it real short. It's still growing back. I have to much time invested in it to shave for a stupid bitch that wants to change how I look to date me.

To me, shaving a beard that took a few weeks to grow, vs one that takes months or years is different.
 

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I had to shave every day for almost 16 years due to my job. Was on vacation the week I turned in my two weeks. Haven't done a full shave since. Tidy up the edges and trim it every two weeks when my hair is cut. Let her go last summer, but realized I'm probably not the monster beard type.
 

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To me, shaving a beard that took a few weeks to grow, vs one that takes months or years is different.

Nope. Both are no go moves.

You don’t shave your shit so that a slice of tuna fish can find it within her self to allow you to dip it in her tuna can...

no go.
 

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Nope. Both are no go moves.

You don’t shave your shit so that a slice of tuna fish can find it within her self to allow you to dip it in her tuna can...

no go.
I don't mean for a girl, I just mean in general.
Like, if something came up I would be much more inclined to shave my beard for it, if I had just started, vs the beard I have now.
 

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I don't mean for a girl, I just mean in general.
Like, if something came up I would be much more inclined to shave my beard for it, if I had just started, vs the beard I have now.

oh... for sure....
 

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