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I chuckled reading about TP direction. I complained one time years ago. This is how da wife handled that complaint. Puts the new roll on top of the roller, so I can put it on however it makes me happy.
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That toilet paper roll positioned that way drives me insane!!


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Totally agree that proper TP installation yields the paper feeding from the top. I too will switch it around if I notice it done incorrectly.

Also a courtesy I practice: if the roll runs out and there's not a fresh one nearby, I place the spent shell on top of the lid to either A) remind myself to grab a new roll before I blow my ass out next time or B) give whomever is up to bat next fair warning that they'll need to replace the roll.

Scoopers in supplement tubs (protein, preworkout powders...etc). Why can't the manufacturer secure the scooper to the underside of the lid so I don't have to dig down into the stuff to find it?
 

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Anyone else's wife delight in leaving the loaded roll with only one or two sheets remaining (one of which is glued to the cardboard inner)?
How is it that nearly every roll they have the exact amount they need and leave none or that one sheet?
 

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Two things:

1. When my girl puts a container down and doesn't tighten the cap down all the way.

2. When the toilet splashes me after I drop a gift off.

Cleaning up spilt liquids, pills or Knick-knacks and the toilet kissing my brown eye really grinds my gears! :mad::confused:
 

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Totally agree that proper TP installation yields the paper feeding from the top. I too will switch it around if I notice it done incorrectly.

Also a courtesy I practice: if the roll runs out and there's not a fresh one nearby, I place the spent shell on top of the lid to either A) remind myself to grab a new roll before I blow my ass out next time or B) give whomever is up to bat next fair warning that they'll need to replace the roll.

Scoopers in supplement tubs (protein, preworkout powders...etc). Why can't the manufacturer secure the scooper to the underside of the lid so I don't have to dig down into the stuff to find it?
Hahaha, spent shells. And yes , fingering for the scoop is irritating.

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Are we treating this thread as a catch-all for gripes or are we trying to stick with TP/bathroom guidelines? lol I sprinkled the scooper complaint in simply because I had just gone through it before posting.
 

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I wasn't aware of the tp roll direction fued in America until late last year. I don't get it. I never pay any attention to what direction I put it on. I always replace it when I use the last of it and that should be good enough, dammit.
 

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We didn't understand the importance of lube when my college gf and I first tried it. The "pop" in was satisfying but sent her to the toiled puking from the pain. She was a trooper and came right back out and gave it another go to finish. God bless that whore.
 

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Are we treating this thread as a catch-all for gripes or are we trying to stick with TP/bathroom guidelines? lol I sprinkled the scooper complaint in simply because I had just gone through it before posting.
I was wondering the same thing, I flip the TP at home because the wife has no sense of direction. On a side note it drives me nuts when someone puts ketchup on a hot dog.
 

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