But did you later raid her poop shooter?!?!
But did you later raid her poop shooter?!?!
Uhhhhhh..... I remember when Jager bombs were a thing. Well not exactly remember but you know. Dont miss that trend.
Thank my dude! My seat on the right hand has been reserved for many years. I'll hook you up with a vip all access..lolI will save you all a seat here!
Is there a way to program this to go out to everyone in my contacts list if my phone isnt touched for 3 days? Or whatever the average time till burial is?
Lol this is the shit my wife started sending me after I bought my Duramax.
Is this translation really what it is?Is there a way to program this to go out to everyone in my contacts list if my phone isnt touched for 3 days? Or whatever the average time till burial is?
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Did she hit you with this one too lolLol this is the shit my wife started sending me after I bought my Duramax.
I was at my cousin's (female) bf's shack once for a party. I'm standing there sucking beer, chatting with a few people. Bathroom door cracks open and my cousin is waving at me to come in there. Weird, but she appears somewhat frantic so I do as she asks. Well, the water in the pot is rising and she doesn't know how to stop it. She's on the verge of tears because she's so embarrassed. "I hardly even pooped! And now the water won't stop! God this is so embarrassing." I'll never forget her face and what she said. lol Anyway, I looked at her, began laughing way too hard, and casually reached down and shut the water valve. Blammo! She was astounded that it was really that simple. "You've got to be kidding me. That's it? I exposed myself and that's all there is to it?" I continued to giggle, grabbed the plunger (house full of college dudes so there's always one within arm's reach), gave it a few shoves, and down the chute it all went. Opened up the water valve, verified it was filling, washed my hands, grabbed my beer, smiled at her, and went about the party.
Anyone remember this old commercial?