I'm right there with ya, brother!
Although I'm 6 years deep into this relationship so I'm already on borrowed freedom.
1. It's amazing how much more productive you are than I am. If it weren't for your forethought and work ethic, nothing would ever get accomplished around here.
2. How about we skip the 20min of you going down on me and the sex and I just blow you instead?
3. I fully acknowledge that because you make more than I do that I rely on you to pay all the bills that matter while I pay the BS ones. (TV, internet...etc.) Meanwhile I piss my money away on stupid things like fingernail stickers, excessive dog supplies, and an endless supply of leggings/yoga pants/gym clothing.