trackhawk vs alfa romeo stelvio

Id still take the alfa. Slower or not. I like the looks of the jeep but the looks of the alfa are so much better. Hopefully these new alfas are better long term for their owners than the old alfas!

joshcarp81 said:

Id still take the alfa. Slower or not. I like the looks of the jeep but the looks of the alfa are so much better. Hopefully these new alfas are better long term for their owners than the old alfas!

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They won't lol.

This is coming from a guy who desperately wants a Guilia quadrifoglio.

Also, I was really surprised the Alfa was even within the same zip code on that race.

Wait what?! How much is that Alfa?

Jefe said:

Wait what?! How much is that Alfa?

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the question you should be asking is "How much is that Alfa after the warranty runs out?"

AustinJ427 said:

They won't lol.

This is coming from a guy who desperately wants a Guilia quadrifoglio.

Also, I was really surprised the Alfa was even within the same zip code on that race.

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I love the looks the Guilia Quadrifoglio....but its like a hot ass stripper, you know that bitch is going to give you a lot more than just a good time.

Speaking of the Guilia Quadrifoglio...I wish Dodge would finally update the charger onto that frame like they've been teasing for years.

03Sssnake said:

I love the looks the Guilia Quadrifoglio....but its like a hot ass stripper, you know that bitch is going to give you a lot more than just a good time.

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That's a perfect description.

Probably the most faggy flager I’ve ever seen. I need to go watch some Predator now to cleanse that gay out of my eyes.

I like the Alfa, it is a budget version of the Ursa. Still would take the trackhawk over it 1000%. Interesting that they are both FCA.

72SBC said:

Probably the most faggy flager I’ve ever seen. I need to go watch some Predator now to cleanse that gay out of my eyes.

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you ain't kidding, jazz hands m'fer...that is the most limp-wrist'd start to a drag race I have ever witnessed....

72SBC said:

Probably the most faggy flager I’ve ever seen. I need to go watch some Predator now to cleanse that gay out of my eyes.

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Only way it could have been worse would have been if his gay lover was at the finish line and jumped in the air with a checkered flag as they crossed it!

03Sssnake said:

you ain't kidding, jazz hands m'fer...that is the most limp-wrist'd start to a drag race I have ever witnessed....

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Pajeets in general are pretty fruity.

03Sssnake said:

but its like a hot ass stripper,

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I LOVE hot ass strippers!!!

But, back on topic, the Jeep is just bad ass. I wouldn't mind the Alfa though.
American muscle for the win!

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FiOS tech support making car YouTube videos now?

derklug said:

You can visit your Alpha once a week in the service department, but they don't allow conjugal visits, until you get the repair bill.

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Fixed.

AustinJ427 said:

This is coming from a guy who desperately wants a Guilia quadrifoglio.

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I'll take a Disco Volante, please.

I read the Alfa’s are of pretty poor quality. They are cool cars/suvs though.

Cool cars, but I am a bit confused on how the Jeep is only running mid 12's.

They've gone mid 11's @ 115+, so it should not even be a contest.

This is SRT8 Jeep 1/4 times.