Mood Swings...
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns Green and Gold, just like my favorite team, the Packers. But when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big ****ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in the Badger State