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My friend Allen, is the inventor of that! He was a drummer for a band I played with a few years ago. He also makes fake turds. He's been retired for about 10 years making that stuff. His garage is where he makes it, and distributes it. The story behind how he got started is pretty cool.

Around here, hes called the ass man.
 

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My friend Allen, is the inventor of that! He was a drummer for a band I played with a few years ago. He also makes fake turds. He's been retired for about 10 years making that stuff. His garage is where he makes it, and distributes it. The story behind how he got started is pretty cool.

Around here, hes called the ass man.

Well hell man, tell the story, we all can't wait around for Allen to buy a Mustang and join the forum.
 

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He graduated college with an engineering degree, and went to work for a manufacturing company that employs a chemical with a similar smell. Him and a buddy got to thinking one day about making their own and selling it just for fun, as a side gig. They played with the recipe of the chemical and Liquid Ass was born. fast forward a few years, He was able to retire from engineering and is now the Ass Man. He wont say what chemical or secret ingredient he uses. Being the Ass Man, he was able to start some patents for a vacuum system for a CNC and Router machine. He and his buddy are doing well. I went over to his house one day and he was making turds. Most realistic turds I have ever seen. Corn and hair in it. He bakes 100 at a time.

Hes been on the howard stern show, how mandel and a few others. His warehouse is behind his house, thats where we rehearsed and that is where production is. Twice a year, his friend will come down from indiana and they will make liquid ass and distribute it. Its truly the most horrid, disgusting smell.

When I worked at a dealership a few years back, I would go into the bathroom and spray it. The company had the plumbing dug up and reinstalled new plumbing because they thought it was backing up.

It will make you gag. They have 3 different smells. One is a puke smell and its nasty too. Get you a bottle or two and have fun.
 

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So besides nudity what are the rules in here? I have been sent a few terrible memes would like to know before posting.
 

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yikes but lol.

There was some teenage girl around here that was in a horrific accident texting while driving, lucky to survive. Months and months later she's finally able to drive again, does the same thing but doesn't live this time
 

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yikes but lol.

There was some teenage girl around here that was in a horrific accident texting while driving, lucky to survive. Months and months later she's finally able to drive again, does the same thing but doesn't live this time

God is up there like:
 

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