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Use cash to buy guns...that way your wife wont beat you to death or shoot you when she sees the credit card bill and knows how much you give to your local gun shop

This is also why I have a line of credit at my local fishing shop lol

Sinister04L said:

Johnny why the hell would anyone steal TP after they use it? The **** is going on up there in Canuckland?

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Dammit....under pressure from the wife to go with her and walk the dog I got lazy and didn't proof the post for double meanings and dumb-assedness. Appreciate the heads up, @Sinister04L. In truth, we rarely re-use TP around here.

Time to edit a post...

Have a good one and again, thanks.

BOOGIE MAN said:

First, I guess people with what you would consider a bad bank. Second, yes no one on Earth needs cash, ever. Third, see second.

Glad you caught the joke that is the post

Thanks for your addition to the thread

New hack: if you're on your man period, don't get mad, get glad

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You seriously can't think of ONE situation where you NEED cash, not counting times some would want cash? What a boring, unimaginative life. You know what, I'll give you $10 for every situation you would need and/or want cash over debit/credit. Unfortunately for you, the payment will be in cash

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Those lazy ass girl scouts still don't take credit, but those cookies are overrated anyway.

No joke, I go many months without ever using cash. I carry 4 20's 1 10, and 2 5s...just in case I'm with friends, someone orders a pizzas, I'll throw in $10. Even that's sort of old school. Now, you just venmo friends money.

I will be honest, I was at the DMV last week as my license expired and those bastards don't take credit, and add in extra fees if you use debit, so yes I broke out my dusty cash and paid like it's 1990.

Klaus said:

Even further, who goes to the bank?

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I work fine dining. I bring home cash tips. I have to go to the bank.

Klaus said:

I was thinking the opposite, as in who uses cash? I have had the same $20 bill in my wallet for months. Even further, who goes to the bank? Cant you deposit your plasma check with your phone?

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People with money usually frequent banks Klunt.

I run 2 businesses and a 503c and im in the bank on the daily.



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A guy who lived a block or so from my house worked for the city LRT system. He built a million dollar house with 4 car garage. Had a car wash bay in one stall.

Claimed to a half dozen banks that he owned car washes when he went into the branches every day to deposit a sack of loonies (dollar coins). Turns out he was the transit ticket machine programmer and was stealing a few coins from each dispenser as he went to check them, adjusting the counter each time.

They admitted he got $2.4M but insiders secretly admitted it was many times more.

The point is, that guy needed banks and carried cash. So there will always be a reason for them.

if you use disposable toilet bowl scrubs, clean your shower with it first, then the toilet...

Definitely keep a bottle of Mobil 1 oil in your vehicle for your various lubrication reasons. Preferably 5W20, anything higher doesn’t feel good... for the pistons.

musclefan21 said:

Definitely keep a bottle of Mobil 1 oil in your vehicle for your various lubrication reasons. Preferably 5W20, anything higher doesn’t feel good... for the pistons.

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Ha ha right ON!

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I don't care how clean a toilet is scrubbed. I'm still not going to bathe or even wash hands in it. I'll stick to the shower. But each to his own, right?

And everyone already carries a spare liter of Mobil 1 at all times, don't they?

Sinister04L said:

That's what chips are for.

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You still need cash to get the chips.

EDIT: Unless you have credit at the casino, and can sign a marker.

Yeah, if you don't lube up, you may throw a rod or be left with a bent rod

Gotta make sure those ball bearings are oiled too.

When in a gun fight. Don’t completely empty the magazine. Leave one in the chamber if you can count then slam in a new, full magazine and you won’t have to rerack. Just don’t tell the terrorists this trick.

Not a huge hack but.....it saved me the stress being robbed.
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lilcoop03 said:

For cell service use straight talk from Walmart. Bring your own phone in and have reliable unlimited Verizon service every month for $50. Been with them for years now and SMH hearing people talking about $120+ Verizon bills.

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Really? They use Verizon towers? I'd gladly pay $10 more per month over T mobile for Verizon.

Can you add additional lines for watches and ipads and shit?

Straight talk doesn't only use Verizon towers, it also buys the rights to use AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon.

So, signal may be iffy iffy depending on your location.

If you have Xfinity internet, you can get X-Finity mobile which is $45 per line, unlimited everything and IS through the Verizon network strictly. As we know, verizon has the best cell towers out there now with AT&T right there too.

AustinJ427 said:

Really? They use Verizon towers? I'd gladly pay $10 more per month over T mobile for Verizon.

Can you add additional lines for watches and ipads and shit?

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Yes, it is VERIZON service. I don't know about additional lines as I've always only had one. My bill is $50.01 every month no matter what.

Prepaid carrier Straight Talk now offers LTE service to those with compatible AT&T devices

Not just VERIZON......

Xfinity is $45 per line. Wife and I pay $98.xx with tax for unliimited everythingg. Even going into the sticks with no cell towers, we still had 3G and 4G, not LTE.

My favorite is buying a vehicle and telling the wife its hers. She has lifted Excursion, Marauder and a 18 crew250 she's driving me around in right now!