The Executive Straight Razor Shave

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Check this out greg and tell me this wouldn't interest you, thus we talk about overpriced cars on OTM and d*** suck about cars like them and C8's but be a guy and be pampered and look like a million bucks realize you didn't suck some guys D on a car but realize you're happy with life and live it to the full!

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It does turn you on with the elegance that your experiencing...

Dont think they straight razor the tar star so youre out lil fella........... Sorry.
 

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Sorry brotha, that one passed over the top of my head and kept on going...

Great thread tho!
 

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Not for me.

UNLESS!, it was a hot naked chick that included full service....

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Now we talking...
 

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1)Its awesome 2)i normally suffer from razor burn and with the process they take its non existent 3)you feel smoother then a new born 4)i love getting this done when my beard gets stuble and itchy, you know where you would gladly shave with a dull knife and it would feel good type of itchy, and then go get it done. Tits
 

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I don't even watch the hub for 45 minutes straight, wtf makes you think I'm going to watch a dude rub on another dudes face?!
 

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You see this a lot around the world, just not so much in America. I've never had a man massage my face like that however. In the Middle East they use a straight razor, give you a little bit of a message on your shoulders, arms..couple pats here and there for some reason. Sometimes they will use this palm sander massage thingy which is interesting. Then they snap your neck rub some smell good stuff on and you're good to go. I can understand not letting a guy touch you like that, but it isn't sexual nature.
 

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You see this a lot around the world, just not so much in America. I've never had a man massage my face like that however. In the Middle East they use a straight razor, give you a little bit of a message on your shoulders, arms..couple pats here and there for some reason. Sometimes they will use this palm sander massage thingy which is interesting. Then they snap your neck rub some smell good stuff on and you're good to go. I can understand not letting a guy touch you like that, but it isn't sexual nature.

And that was the last time I got a cut while deployed.... I then learned how to fade.
 

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You see this a lot around the world, just not so much in America. I've never had a man massage my face like that however. In the Middle East they use a straight razor, give you a little bit of a message on your shoulders, arms..couple pats here and there for some reason. Sometimes they will use this palm sander massage thingy which is interesting. Then they snap your neck rub some smell good stuff on and you're good to go. I can understand not letting a guy touch you like that, but it isn't sexual nature.

Yeah, the old school barber is more of a rarity these days, but the barber I had years ago would do what you're describing. Nice straight razor shave, aftershave and then the palm sander thing. Don't do it now since I have the beard, but it was pretty awesome.
 

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1)Its awesome 2)i normally suffer from razor burn and with the process they take its non existent 3)you feel smoother then a new born 4)i love getting this done when my beard gets stuble and itchy, you know where you would gladly shave with a dull knife and it would feel good type of itchy, and then go get it done. Tits

If I didn't have a single whisker on my face, it wouldn't be smooth. I'm quite certain a straight razor would wind up doing some bloody peak shaving, if you know what I mean. No thanks.
 

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If I didn't have a single whisker on my face, it wouldn't be smooth. I'm quite certain a straight razor would wind up doing some bloody peak shaving, if you know what I mean. No thanks.
Sorry but you actually 100% wrong, the stuff we buy in stores is more damaging to the face then a straight razor shave.
 

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If I didn't have a single whisker on my face, it wouldn't be smooth. I'm quite certain a straight razor would wind up doing some bloody peak shaving, if you know what I mean. No thanks.
Im speaking from experience, you are pulling from perceived intelligence. Place your bets everyone! :)
 

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