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Weather Man

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PhoenixM3

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Would smash grandma for that car. No doubt.
The fine print in your contract reads, "Gentleman engaged in grandma smashing evolution, will use a cameraman of Grandma Smashers Inc's choosing. This typically is the maternal parental unit of said gentleman." So if you can deliver the baby gravy while your mother films it, the car is yours! Another snippet from the contract reads, "Blue Cadillac depicted in the ad is equipped with dual-windowed engine block."
 

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"

The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "

The moral of the story is:
When you are young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, comfort and peace are not to be despised either.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.

Dedicated to all my friends who like me likes the S.O.S. approach!


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The fine print in your contract reads, "Gentleman engaged in grandma smashing evolution, will use a cameraman of Grandma Smashers Inc's choosing. This typically is the maternal parental unit of said gentleman." So if you can deliver the baby gravy while your mother films it, the car is yours! Another snippet from the contract reads, "Blue Cadillac depicted in the ad is equipped with dual-windowed engine block."

All 4 grandparents are long dead. Mother is a c*nt. Still in. Where do I sign.
 

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