So tell us about the first time a woman seduced you....

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I was 18 and had my first job in a restaurant and this 26 year-old waitress and I were getting along. She was short and slim and cute and worldly. We were talking on break and she said she had to go to the bathroom. I asked if I could watch and she laughed and said sure. So I did. Later that night after our shift she asked if I wanted to get some beer and of course I said yes. We went back to her place and I lost my virginity. So what's your story?
 
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As far as seduced, it would have to be my 2nd girlfriend while I was in the Marines. She seduced me at a wedding but we didn't have sex until a few weeks later when we finally went on a date. The sexual tension was so high that we both knew from the start it was going to happen but we just didn't have the privacy until we got back to my barracks room. She was wearing a strapless sun dress and I was sitting on the edge of my bed when she walked towards me, slowly lifted up her dress to reveal her crotch-less panties and then pulled down her dress to reveal her glorious fake tots. She got on top of me and straddled me and that was that. Crotchless panties on the first date should tell you everything lol.
 
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I'll tell ya about my buddy...and yes this is an absolutely true story. Back when I was probably 22 I would say, I had 2 roommates in a nice apartment just outside of Buckhead in Atlanta. We had a pretty set schedule for the weekends, Friday's being set aside for the bar and on to the strip club, Saturday's the bar and then the actual clubs in Buckhead, and Sunday's were drink/eat/rest days. Anywho, we happened to meet a couple girls one weekend at the club and decided to meet up again at the local pool hall and bar, everything went well and they came back to our place for a nightcap. We had noticed one girl had a very slight limp but she was cute so we blew it off other than busting his balls that he was trying to lay a gimp. Fast forward to a week later and they all came back over and she, along with everyone else, gets trashed and they disappear to his room. The lights go out and the rest was history. She was apparently very talented with her mouth and when he went to return the favor only one leg went up over his shoulder because her prosthetic came off, smacked the dresser, and her nub slams him in the eye. He wigged out, comes out naked as a jaybird and is laughing hysterically yelling she's a gimp. Hilarity and pissed off women ensued.

TL;DR Bro ended up with a one legged ho and got a black eye for his trouble
 
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Junior00 said:
I'll tell ya about my buddy...and yes this is an absolutely true story. Back when I was probably 22 I would say, I had 2 roommates in a nice apartment just outside of Buckhead in Atlanta. We had a pretty set schedule for the weekends, Friday's being set aside for the bar and on to the strip club, Saturday's the bar and then the actual clubs in Buckhead, and Sunday's were drink/eat/rest days. Anywho, we happened to meet a couple girls one weekend at the club and decided to meet up again at the local pool hall and bar, everything went well and they came back to our place for a nightcap. We had noticed one girl had a very slight limp but she was cute so we blew it off other than busting his balls that he was trying to lay a gimp. Fast forward to a week later and they all came back over and she, along with everyone else, gets trashed and they disappear to his room. The lights go out and the rest was history. She was apparently very talented with her mouth and when he went to return the favor only one leg went up over his shoulder because her prosthetic came off, smacked the dresser, and her nub slams him in the eye. He wigged out, comes out naked as a jaybird and is laughing hysterically yelling she's a gimp. Hilarity and pissed off women ensued.

TL;DR Bro ended up with a one legged ho and got a black eye for his trouble
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Holy shit - that reads like a Tucker Max story! Hilarious!
 
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Junior00 said:
I'll tell ya about my buddy...and yes this is an absolutely true story. Back when I was probably 22 I would say, I had 2 roommates in a nice apartment just outside of Buckhead in Atlanta. We had a pretty set schedule for the weekends, Friday's being set aside for the bar and on to the strip club, Saturday's the bar and then the actual clubs in Buckhead, and Sunday's were drink/eat/rest days. Anywho, we happened to meet a couple girls one weekend at the club and decided to meet up again at the local pool hall and bar, everything went well and they came back to our place for a nightcap. We had noticed one girl had a very slight limp but she was cute so we blew it off other than busting his balls that he was trying to lay a gimp. Fast forward to a week later and they all came back over and she, along with everyone else, gets trashed and they disappear to his room. The lights go out and the rest was history. She was apparently very talented with her mouth and when he went to return the favor only one leg went up over his shoulder because her prosthetic came off, smacked the dresser, and her nub slams him in the eye. He wigged out, comes out naked as a jaybird and is laughing hysterically yelling she's a gimp. Hilarity and pissed off women ensued.

TL;DR Bro ended up with a one legged ho and got a black eye for his trouble
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I've heard when the one legged chicks climax their fake leg spasms like an eplilectic in a seizure. Like to try it.
 
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VegasMichael said:
I don't care which because I got no disease and she was a white babydoll.
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