Where did you find your skinny/athletic girl

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Don't date a horse girl, you'll always be #3 behind the horses and daddy's money.

I've yet to meet a girl with a horse who is wealthy. Hell some of the horse girls I know/known either had divorced parents or no father at all.

I know Hollywood has lied to us about this but not everyone who partakes in equestiran centric activities is rich, especially when you're in the rural parts of the US.
 

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@HudsonFalcon - ask Brandon about this...but please....NO PICS!!

LOL no pics I promise.

It's true, the fatter they are the more willing they are to do the things that skinny girls won't.

Plus, all the non-sexual stuff they will do to please their man too.

Brandon's girls will do his laundry, give him their cars and pack his lunch.

When I worked with him I knew I wouldn't have to pack a lunch because the fatties would hook us both up with five course meals.
 

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LOL, how is not being attracted to fat chick a sign of our culture being ruined by instagram? GTFO of here with that BS.

I like a flat stomach. That wasn't because of instagram. I just like a petite girl.

The matching hypothesis is an old psychology thing. Basically says that in a person to person scenario, people generally tend to be most attracted to physical equals and not those who are more attractive than they are.
 

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I once knew a girl with 4 horses, 8 cats, 5 peacocks. What level of insane is that?

Just being in the same zipcode puts you at mild risk.

Also, OP, healthy-curvy-athletic is the win. Skinny athletic has a higher likelihood of looking meth-riddled after a few years, or they go the turbo-slut instagram route.
 

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I've yet to meet a girl with a horse who is wealthy. Hell some of the horse girls I know/known either had divorced parents or no father at all.

I know Hollywood has lied to us about this but not everyone who partakes in equestiran centric activities is rich, especially when you're in the rural parts of the US.

Think it depends on location. Around me, Wellington FL(and the lesser part of Loxahatchee) is the capital of Polo/equestrian and there are tons of wealthy horse owners here(all the way up to Bill Gates).
Quite a few horses there live better than most people on here outside of Ben T.

So, my perspective of horse chicks being wealthy is mostly accurate for this spot of the US. And yes, they are crazy.

Former friend of my hooked up with one. Both are crazy, so I guess it was a good match. Willing to bet it was because her family is well off, have a small collection of planes(which he flies often), and well she has no need for a job and can ride horses all day.
 

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Think it depends on location. Around me, Wellington FL(and the lesser part of Loxahatchee) is the capital of Polo/equestrian and there are tons of wealthy horse owners here(all the way up to Bill Gates).
Quite a few horses there live better than most people on here outside of Ben T.

So, my perspective of horse chicks being wealthy is mostly accurate for this spot of the US. And yes, they are crazy.

Former friend of my hooked up with one. Both are crazy, so I guess it was a good match. Willing to bet it was because her family is well off, have a small collection of planes(which he flies often), and well she has no need for a job and can ride horses all day.

Let's just go with **** horses and anyone that rides them.

Large, frail, dumbass animals.
 

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It's dating sites and hook up culture that ruined everyone.

Even fat ugly girls get dumped with messages and hook up requests from thirsty dudes. They then just thinks it's not them, but just a matter of nothing but shit guys.

Surveys have shown women only find 30% of men online are attractive.. And since women no longer need men for children or financial security... 20% of the guys on dating sites are smashing 80% of the girls.

Basically why would a girl that's a 6 let a guy that's a 7.5 smash her when their is a guy that's a 9 in her DMs?

Another thing to think about.. If your over 24 and still dating... You are part of the problem and you can blame your self for not finding datable women. You should have got married to that cutie next door that you banged at prom. You could have then developed a meaningful life long bond, raised a family and focused on your career, children and life fullfulment. Instead you're still chasing thots and spinning your gears, building unrealistic expectations, etc.

Agree with the dating sites and hookup culture making dating a stupid game nowadays.

Not sure I agree with your sentiment about the over 24 and dating being a problem. I'm 35 and in the last 5 years I've noticed that first wave of divorces happening for people who married their HS or college girlfriends or otherwise marry before 25. And I'm not just talking about a couple, a good 25% or more even. They are kids, have a couple of kids, start the grind of married life early and 8-10 years later they are dissatisfied that they didn't get to experience more fun in their 20s.

While it was awful at the time, I might have dodged a bullet by going to an engineering heavy state school that was a complete sausagefest. The only girl I dated there that I would have considered marrying turned out to be a completely insane bulimic chick with major mental health issues. And she was a huge golddigger to boot.

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[bcolor=transparent]I legit know a guy who got a Ukrainian mail order bride. Divorced with a kid in central WI and at 40 didn't think he had any options left. He halfway realizes how many people are laughing at him about it. We all know this chick just wanted to get away from Ukraine. [/bcolor]
 

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Another thing to think about.. If your over 24 and still dating... You are part of the problem and you can blame your self for not finding datable women. You should have got married to that cutie next door that you banged at prom. You could have then developed a meaningful life long bond, raised a family and focused on your career, children and life fullfulment. Instead you're still chasing thots and spinning your gears, building unrealistic expectations, etc.
I disagree. Most divorce's coming from couples who got married before 25 years old. IMO 25 or younger is to early to be getting married. There is to much life to live at that age to be tied down to someone. I'm almost 25 and broke up with my GF of 4 years who i thought i was going to marry because she wasn't allowing me to do things that i wanted to do and experience. None of which had to do with other girls or partying or anything like that.
 

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The matching hypothesis is an old psychology thing. Basically says that in a person to person scenario, people generally tend to be most attracted to physical equals and not those who are more attractive than they are.
Except plenty of fat dudes be jerking off to Sasha Grey and not Rosie Odonald.
 

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Agree with the dating sites and hookup culture making dating a stupid game nowadays.

Not sure I agree with your sentiment about the over 24 and dating being a problem. I'm 35 and in the last 5 years I've noticed that first wave of divorces happening for people who married their HS or college girlfriends or otherwise marry before 25. And I'm not just talking about a couple, a good 25% or more even. They are kids, have a couple of kids, start the grind of married life early and 8-10 years later they are dissatisfied that they didn't get to experience more fun in their 20s.

Yeah, but plenty of people get married later and still get divorced.

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I legit know a guy who got a Ukrainian mail order bride. Divorced with a kid in central WI and at 40 didn't think he had any options left. He halfway realizes how many people are laughing at him about it. We all know this chick just wanted to get away from Ukraine.

People may laugh but I bet they are also jealous.
 

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Why is everyone in the back ground smiling at each other and not the bride and groom lol
 

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This is hilarious. My best friend started seeing a horse girl a few weeks ago and everything was so great until it wasnt lol. It sounds to me she fits all the stereotypes listed. Daddys money, can just **** off with horses, ended up being crazy.

Anyone having trouble finding better looking and fit girls really need to ask yourself honestly if that had been the norm for you even pre 25 or 30 years old. Maybe your memory has become skewed more favorably as the years have gone on.
 

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my girl is a fit horse girl but she's not crazy. I got lucky.
 

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Yeah, but plenty of people get married later and still get divorced.

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People may laugh but I bet they are also jealous.

Yup, they sure do. Your graphic is sadly accurate for many men. I met my wife when I was 28 and she was a couple weeks away from 26, married 2 years ago and a baby boy that came a month ago. Sorta felt like it was the bottom of the ninth and I needed a hit to win the game, or at least avoid the stepdad game! Definitely didn't want to be responsible for someone else's kid when I wasn't even sure I wanted my own at that point!

Yup, there probably are some jealous guys. He did better than he ever would have done finding a woman in central Wisconsin. She did bring a kid along herself though and he has to send money back to Ukraine for her mother.

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