NWS jokes. Strawberries and snowflakes beware.

Ok, I’ll go. My legal team advised me to provide a warning to humorless b!tches visiting intentionally with hopes of getting offended, so they can pick a fight and eventually run away with fresh butthurt scars.

Here we go.

What is the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the battered women’s clinic?

Answer. The dishes if she knows what’s good for her.

Good use of Straberries in the title! Haha

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? (Irish sunglasses)



Nothing, she’s already been told twice.

What do you call the useless bit of flesh around a vagina? The woman.

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Strawberries lol.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers???

Well hung.

What do 1000 battered women have in common?

They just don't ****ing listen.

Sinister04L said:

What do 1000 battered women have in common?

They just don't ****ing listen.

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I had a variation of that one. The punchline was “They don’t know when to shut the fook up.

Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? There’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom.

03Sssnake said:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? (Irish sunglasses)



Nothing, she’s already been told twice.

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LMAO at Irish sunglasses....

Ok. You’re sitting in the living room and suddenly the dog starts barking and simultaneously, the wife starts yelling from the garage requesting your assistance to carry groceries. Which to you you help first?

The dog. At least it will shut up after you let him out.

Why does it take longer for a woman to come than it does for a man?

Meh, who cares.

Solid post, will visit again.

Why do women have legs?

So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen

Just be careful guys.

I like how it is just a NWS joke thread but it has turned into only jokes about women lol.

svtfocus2cobra said:

I like how it is just a NWS joke thread but it has turned into only jokes about women lol.

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Imagine that...

A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it?
The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

Why are women’s feet smaller than men’s feet?





It is a product of evolution that lets them stand closer to the sink.

Why should women never wear a watch?







Because there’s a clock on the damn stove.

Why are wedding dresses white?

It matches the appliances.