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Best way to do it is to put a blanket over the bird and then try to move it...works fine you cover they eyes. This works on geese and chickens too...even bobcat

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

Double"O" said:

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

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+1

When I was 15 years old I took a stick and clacked a tree that had a golden eagle in it. The eagle, as you can imagine, didn't like this.

Since then, I have added a rather simple life hack, don't **** with large birds.

AustinJ427 said:

When I was 15 years old when I took a stick and clacked a tree that had a golden eagle in it. The eagle, as you can imagine, didn't like this.

Since then, I have added a rather simple life hack, don't **** with large birds.

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I bet that was a fun one. Eagles are no joke.

Double"O" said:

Best way to do it is to put a blanket over the bird and then try to move it...works fine you cover they eyes. This works on geese and chickens too...even bobcat

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

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They also think it would be a good idea to catch a squirrel

Double"O" said:

Best way to do it is to put a blanket over the bird and then try to move it...works fine you cover they eyes. This works on geese and chickens too...even bobcat

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

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Wasn’t being serious about grabbing it by the neck lolol

Can definitely cover their head with a t shirt and shuffle them. Ask me how i know.

Just seemed to be about 200 BETTER methods to get it out than videotaping you throwing it into traffic...

Maybe I’m weird?

Lol, love the city boy stuff...

Easiest way to kill a Turkey, duck, chicken, etc...?

Grab the base of the head and neck, sling bird in circle.

Instant dead bird.

I worked a turkey farm in high school. No way you clowns are grabbing a wild turkey without injury. Those things will **** you up.


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Double"O" said:

Best way to do it is to put a blanket over the bird and then try to move it...works fine you cover they eyes. This works on geese and chickens too...even bobcat

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

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I **** up a turkey every thanksgiving. I am undefeated.

A turkey flew through the windshield of one of my trucks last week. Ironically the guy who was driving is an avid hunter and in turkey season he caught one. Karma.

pdm said:

They also think it would be a good idea to catch a squirrel

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Yeah I did that once...once

Did you know a squirrel can bite all the way though your thumb?

And the rabies shot series hurts...a lot

BigPoppa said:

Lol, love the city boy stuff...

Easiest way to kill a Turkey, duck, chicken, etc...?

Grab the base of the head and neck, sling bird in circle.

Instant dead bird.

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Dissagree...I prefer 12ga, 3 inch #4

Zemedici said:

Wasn’t being serious about grabbing it by the neck lolol

Can definitely cover their head with a t shirt and shuffle them. Ask me how i know.

Just seemed to be about 200 BETTER methods to get it out than videotaping you throwing it into traffic...

Maybe I’m weird?

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No doubt.

Im not gonna literally grab the fella by the neck. There were seval other ways to get the guy out onto the shoulder and out of harms way without risking a motorist.

Eating it is one thing, but straight trowing it onto oncoming traffic while endangering a person, is another.

Funny story

Years ago...like 30 years ago. My buddie and I used to trap fox for pelts to afford hunting toys. One day we got a bobcat caught in a foothold trap and at the time they were protected by the state.

this cat was a Tom and weighed approx 30lbs...nice sized cat. I made it clear that I didn't want any of that shit aince inweghed like 100 lbs at the time and the noises that thing was making made me damn piss me pants...ok o like 2 or 3 drops came out...any way this thing had its front right foot caught and my brave hero best friend decided to try to hold it down and release it...lol bad

This ****in cat got his back legs going at the speed of heat and his mouth was equally as quick. In maybe 1.8 seconds my buddy had both sleeves of his coat torn off, both leather gloves gone and blood everywhere lol. I said **** it let's shoot that bitch...nope can't do that. Wr go and get his dad who was biologist for the state.

Dude took his coat off and covered the cat, released the trap and off the cat went.

He looked at us and shook his head and said.."rookies" lol...now get those 3 red fox skinned and prepped ya pussies lol

ZYBORG said:

No doubt.

Im not gonna literally grab the fella by the neck. There were seval other ways to get the guy out onto the shoulder and out of harms way without risking a motorist.

Eating it is one thing, but straight trowing it onto oncoming traffic while endangering a person, is another.

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That bird was a hen lol

Double"O" said:

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

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I wanted to post this but it would have come out the wrong way and I’d be looking at more infractions. Those spurs and talons can really **** you up, not to mention that beak. Most southern folk with common sense know this...

Didn't look like he threw it out, I think it jumped on its own and right into a car.

Junior00 said:

I wanted to post this but it would have come out the wrong way and I’d be looking at more infractions. Those spurs and talons can really **** you up, not to mention that beak. Most southern folk with common sense know this...

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Southern folk have common sense...? Haha I kid, I kid.


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Double"O" said:

Best way to do it is to put a blanket over the bird and then try to move it...works fine you cover they eyes. This works on geese and chickens too...even bobcat

to you city boys who think you can just grab a wild turkey by the neck and not get your ass kicked I challenge you do so and then post pics.

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It would be fun to watch.

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