Thank god I trusted my instincts and came home

Nothing like going through the Suez Canal and the ship secures flushing water for 24 hours because you can’t pump overboard.

In the toilet, people crap on top of crap, on top of crap to the point where it is above the seat, often times overflowing.

The 100F+ temperatures with no airflow in the heads really helps with the ambiance.

Reminds me of the time when I started my career out doing fab work for an electrical manufacturer....

I had an upper and lower GI scheduled the next day and the doctor had told me I needed to drink citrate of magnesium the night before.

So, I get to work that evening and proceed to down the full bottle as I was instructed.

My friend and supervisor came by and saw me drinking it and asked me why I was drinking it.

I told him about the doctor's appointment the next day and he starts laughing uncontrollably.

Being naive at 19 years old, I asked him what was so funny and he proceeded to tell me that I was about to have the worst night at work ever.

He wasn't wrong either. I no more would get back to my work area when I had to squeeze cheeks and shuffle back to the bathroom.....throughout the entire shift.

Reading about people that dehydrate from stomach ailments always confused me.... just drink more water right?

Until the only time I’ve ever seriously been degydrated from blowing juuce out both ends...

I remember being in bed, in and out of awareness, aching somethinf awful, hurting too badly to get up for water/gatorade/oedialyte, and just wanting to die.

You guys that have battled serious diarrhea are my heros. I have shitty heros.

Lol nice. The other day I left for work. As I was locking the door I had a few low gurgles and burbles. Didn't think much of it. Got in the car, warmed it up, get a little more deep bleeps. Thought eh, works 35min away, can wait and get paid to drop trout when I get there. Literally pulled out of my complex and into traffic and instantly realized I'd never make it. Had to bust a U'ie, park all haphazard like, run inside, and let slip the dogs of war. Almost didn't make it.

Doing a bit better now,The diarrhea has seemed to stop. I have a super nasty head ache though. Been drinking power aid.

cbr repsol said:

Doing a bit better now,The diarrhea has seemed to stop. I have a super nasty head ache though. Been drinking power aid.

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Dont drink too much and dilute it 50/50 with water cause it will make the diarrhea worse if just straight. It will just pass through your body.

StrayBullitt said:

This is the Shittiest thread I've read in at least 3 days

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I wouldn't say it's the shittiest, but it's up there.

Maybe #2.

BRNG ITT said:

Nothing like going through the Suez Canal and the ship secures flushing water for 24 hours because you can’t pump overboard.

In the toilet, people crap on top of crap, on top of crap to the point where it is above the seat, often times overflowing.

The 100F+ temperatures with no airflow in the heads really helps with the ambiance.

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Sounds like the port-a-johns in Kuwait before the balloon went up. The Brits hung signs on them that said “Toppers.” Lol

LMFAO at the piles towering above seat-level

AustinJ427 said:

I wouldn't say it's the shittiest, but it's up there.
Maybe #2.

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I see what you did there! lol

AustinJ427 said:

I wouldn't say it's the shittiest, but it's up there.

Maybe #2.

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LOL

tones_RS3 said:

I see what you did there! lol

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lol ! damn it I didn't even catch that

Alright, 3 trips to the bathroom and I'm feeling a 4th coming on...…


...this thread is a Curse !

I just get the liquor shits... and then I puke

Coiled03 said:

JFC. Some pansies up in here.

I've had to shit in a ****ing cardboard box on a job site before.

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Ever shit in a dressing room at a dept store? Ever use a paper plate because (for reasons I wont get into) that was the only solution? Check mate.

SolarYellow said:

Ever shit in a dressing room at a dept store? Ever use a paper plate because (for reasons I wont get into) that was the only solution? Check mate.

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Lol. Change rooms have privacy. No big challenge there. And an early test for colon cancer had people lining up to crap on plates.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to get a hang glider down from 5000 feet?

Correct answer is too long.

SolarYellow said:

Ever shit in a dressing room at a dept store? Ever use a paper plate because (for reasons I wont get into) that was the only solution? Check mate.

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Unless the temperature in said dressing room was below zero, I'm not impressed.

My friend used to throw weekend-long benders.
He shit in his own dishwasher and tub at a couple of those parties. Both were due to someone else using his bathroom.

I pooped in a hand-wipe bucket in one of our signal bungalows last fall. My legs weren’t right for a couple days.

Pooped in the lake while a different family on a pontoon watched (i think they knew... my laughter might have given it away) from about 60 yards away.

Crapped in a garbage bag in the back of our work truck in downtown Akron.

Cousin and I pooped in the middle of his road when we were 10 or 11, younger brother tattled.

If we aren’t counting sharts, I don’t really have many fun deuce stories.

Coiled03 said:

Unless the temperature in said dressing room was below zero, I'm not impressed.

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Anyone can dump in a dressing room. It's how you do it.

cbr repsol said:

Doing a bit better now,The diarrhea has seemed to stop. I have a super nasty head ache though. Been drinking power aid.

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Drink pedialyte