Thank god I trusted my instincts and came home
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The tundra is just fine. I was driving my mustang last night. Thankful nothing happened in any of our cars. As soon as I got home it was full tilt boogie.
Lol! I sent that poop knife article to some family and friends and they responded with TMI!
HA HAAAAAA
Nasty bitch! Go take a shower. lol
This had me laughing hard and reminded me of an incident while camping in Boy Scouts. We were at a primitive camp ground and the toilet was a patio chair with a toilet seat on it over a hole in the ground. During my poop I peed as I alway do only to see the stream hit my pants around my ankles.
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Pretty sure there is a divine force pushing me into making a “When is the Last Time You Shit Yourself?” thread.
I was just thinking today that it’s been a little while since I’ve had an accident.
Also, it’s a real shock when you sit down on a crapper, fart to relieve pressure before peeing, and liquid squirts out your unprepared bottom hole. Living on the edge and not even knowing it.
I was just thinking today that it’s been a little while since I’ve had an accident.
Also, it’s a real shock when you sit down on a crapper, fart to relieve pressure before peeing, and liquid squirts out your unprepared bottom hole. Living on the edge and not even knowing it.
This is the Shittiest thread I've read in at least 3 days
Anyone else ever had the Noro virus? Half my company got it in Thailand and it is terrible. All I remember is trying to drink water and feeling it go through every chamber of my body in a matter of seconds only for it to come out my ass as just water. I literally crawled through the dirt at night trying to get to the bathroom and puking with the few lights that were on looking like a complete blur. Felt like I was going to die but I distinctly remember feeling the fluids shoot through my body within seconds. The virus spread so fast too. Every few minutes you would see someone run off to the bushes to puke.
I have had a battle with that twice..it hits you hard and fast, literally feel like you are going to die.
Holy Shit man
I remember when it hit me. I dont know why but I was left eating a Pork Rib MRE for lunch and I bit into the Pork Rib and just felt something in my stomach that was not right. I set it down and probably 10min later I started to sweat and was off in the bushes puking everything up. Started drinking water after and that was it, went right through me lol.
Yep, that’s how it starts, projectile vomiting till all that’s left is bile...then it starts coming out the other end...
Lmao, not glad you had to experience it but glad you know what Im talking about. I also remember when I was crawling through the dirt I puked a few feet from my 1stSgt's tent and guys were just walking by in disgust and were like "Dude, get away from 1stSgt's tent!" I looked up and saw the blur of lights and couldn't talk much but was so pissed and wanted to tell them to **** off cause no one helped, they just stood there and judged. I hope they got it too and Im assuming they did by the number of people that got sick haha.
It’s like a German Blitzkrieg thru your guts....highly contagious and spreads fast!
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