Who Here Has Paid For Sex?

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In my past life in the Marine Corps, yeah. I was pretty terrible then and it was while I was in Thailand and Japan which I think my entire Company ended up paying for Soapies at some point. When you are hammered drunk, wandering around a large city in Thailand the topic is eventually going to come up and everyone wants to experience it. In Thailand and Japan these things are looked at differently so it is much easier to get into them without feeling awkward about it like you would here, and also it isn't illegal there either.

In Japan, a few of us went for what we thought was a legit massage that just happened to end with a pleasant surprise ending. They are relaxation parlors basically and they are designed for men so I guess it is pretty normal there. In Thailand it is more about sex with a massage. Not gonna lie, the way they do it in Okinawa at the parlor we went to was pretty awesome and I would probably pay for it again. It was nice and relaxing because the focus wasn't on sex. I guess that makes me terrible still, but I am much better than I was back then. I dont sleep around anymore like I used to.

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I never have but do have a great story from my last job.

There was a guy on the cleaning crew that is a big ole boy. He has to stop numerous times to rest on his way into work from the garage.

Every year this big ole boy gets himself a hooker and has her bring a twelve pack of beer with her. Dude talks about it in the halls of work like it is normal. Which the fact that it is a faith based hospital makes it funnier.


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I guess this isn’t a hooker but fitting enough and hilarious.
I have this buddy who got liquored up one weekend went into Chicago with a few friends to the strip joint. Got this stripper’s number. Texts back and forth for about 2 weeks, comes home that third weekend and says “I got married”
Her: horrible tattoos head to toe (one across the chest saying beautiful diasaster) had her two teeth removed to have vampire fangs installed, no license from dui, no job since she’s married now.
Fast forward 4 long months, he decides this wasn’t a good idea. Kicks her out, she calls says she’s pregnant. Yes, dumbass was hitting it raw. She goes in to get her check up for the baby, doc says you also have an std. calls my buddy to let him know he now has an std as well.
I couldn’t make this up if I tried.
 

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I guess this isn’t a hooker but fitting enough and hilarious.
I have this buddy who got liquored up one weekend went into Chicago with a few friends to the strip joint. Got this stripper’s number. Texts back and forth for about 2 weeks, comes home that third weekend and says “I got married”
Her: horrible tattoos head to toe (one across the chest saying beautiful diasaster) had her two teeth removed to have vampire fangs installed, no license from dui, no job since she’s married now.
Fast forward 4 long months, he decides this wasn’t a good idea. Kicks her out, she calls says she’s pregnant. Yes, dumbass was hitting it raw. She goes in to get her check up for the baby, doc says you also have an std. calls my buddy to let him know he now has an std as well.
I couldn’t make this up if I tried.
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Is he a pit boss at one of the well known casinos by any chance?


Very close vegas friend of mine dropped around 12K over the course of 2 years to tap his favorite porn stars. He set it up by going to the AVN awards during that timeframe. Ryan Conner, Nikita Denise, Devon Lee, and another (Katja Kassin i think?).

Said Nikita was a complete animal who was very into it and insisted on tongue boxing his stink krinkle. She apparently made him DNA rope 4 times as well. He still considers it his sexual magnum opus.

According to him, Ryan Conner was great too but the others were a dissapointment compared to those two.

He didnt catch an STD and is now married with a grade school kid.


Not gonna lie, i was slightly jealous of his Nikita experience. This was 10+ years ago and she was still decently hot.


Myself though, no.


Great thread and alot of laughs, gents.
No, he inherited about 1000 acers of land in Virginia from his grandfather then turned around and sold it. Went straight to vegas.



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Alright I have a story but it's gross.

One of my coworkers gets hookers all the time, he'll spend upwards of $2k on a girl for the night. That includes blow, Molly, alcohol or whatever you're into.

He says these girls live in darkness.

Anyway, he invites one over after the check clears and he's telling us that she'll only do anal and he can't figure out why. He doesn't put up too much of a fight since he's a dirty bastard.

After the deed is done and she's gone he's getting into bed when his hand touches something under the pillow.
He lifts up the pillow and notices a blood stained object that he at first thinks is a dead rodent.

Well it turns out she only wanted anal because she was on the rag and at some point during their session she stuffed her used tampon under his pillow.

He's also gotten STD's from them.


Jeez, between the anal sex and a freshly moist tampon under the pillow, that room must have smelled like a can of surströmming.



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Honestly, all of these stories completely reiterate to me how amazing of an investment it is to put some money into the sexbot industry. When you date/get married...you pay for it, and as all of us who have walked that path can attest, the quality and quantity deteriorates substantially over time. If you are like 50% of men out there then you will end up getting divorced and still make payments on box that you aren't getting and some other dude is smashing (ie, alimony, support, etc). Even if the divorce isnt your idea and your wife had an affair and ended it... you will still pay because the gynocentric courts feel all men = bad (ask me how I know). So option #2 is hookers. Well that comes with it own pitfalls...STDs, criminal illegality, etc. The risk is not worth the reward. Which leaves the 3rd option as life like sexbots...which will be here before you know it. As soon as those things start looking like Westworld bots, human women are finished! They won't age, they wont nag, they won't cheat, no disease, they will have an off switch, they will do whatever nasty shit comes to your mind, and most importantly once you buy them or pay them off they shouldn't cost you very much to own or operate. In essense...they will every man's dream girl.

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About 15 years ago my buddy and his fiancé broke up, he was pretty bummed out, so I said let’s go up to Montreal for the weekend. Only a 5 hour ride from Boston and back then didn’t need a passport to get into Canada. It was a slow winter and we didn’t have much work going on so we took off.

So we went up, stayed right by the Belle centre, and started hitting the strip clubs on St. Catherine Street.

Had a great weekend. Ended up going up 4 times that winter for long weekends, and every time we went to Gentleman’s choice, little hole in the wall but girls were cute, full contact, and the Molsons went down smooth.

Anyways, every time we went up there was this stripper from Chile , the dark olive skin, jet black hair, dark eyes, killer body. My friend and her always hit it off. Around 1am I said you ready, he says you go back to the hotel, I’m gokng to stay for a bit longer. Ok, walk back to hotel.

He rolls in around 7am, I said where the F you been? He says with the girl from Chile, we went back to her place, she gave him a massage, did the deed, took a bubble bath after, and then she drove him back to our hotel.

I said what did that cost you? He claims $0, but I figure over the four or five weekends we went up there and saw her each time he probably dropped a few hundred on her for lap dances and private dances.

So yeah I guess he did indirectly pay for it.
 

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Coworker surprised the hell out of me once and told me when he was a little younger and single, he hit up a massage parlor.

He’s married with kids now, but he said it was great.

200 bucks, a warm towel, clean setting, he highly recommended it.

Listening to him tell it was hilarious because he is one of the last people I expected to have a story like that.
 

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Coworker surprised the hell out of me once and told me when he was a little younger and single, he hit up a massage parlor.

He’s married with kids now, but he said it was great.

200 bucks, a warm towel, clean setting, he highly recommended it.

Listening to him tell it was hilarious because he is one of the last people I expected to have a story like that.

Yeah, but how do you find a place like that that's legit? I mean, you can't just walk in like "do you all do happy endings?" lol.
 

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Why pay for sex when I have Pornhub?


Haha

At my old job, I had a co-worker whom would visit a massage parlor in Chinatown once a month or so for a "happy ending". He was always so open about it.
Funny thing is, yes he was paying for it, but he was on the clock, so he was getting paid for it too.:D
 

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