NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

72MachOne99GT

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Is it time for you to recant your admission? Get your brother to go to your wife and beg for her forgiveness for killing the last one and packing Mr. ****face off down the road. He owes you. He can claim his gf put him up to it because she was jealous and that he will be dumping her ass because of this.

Girls love it when other girls are jealous so she'll buy it for sure. And, you're rid of the dumbass that your brother was going out with. Double win.

Best for kids to have both parents, right?

Yea, too late to pull admission. I don’t feel bad about escorting an adopted adult male cat that shit liquid over 20 times in my basement.


Shouldn’t have lied to my wife... no argument.

The 14 cats in the barn are hilarious. I haven’t seen a living mouse in 2 years, and we own 4 acres and 3 buildings beyond the house.

Edit... missed the DA gf to brother part...

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Lmao. That story is hilarious. Did we kill a cat or wtf

Near shitfaced. Buddy took home an easy piece. Walked down the street. Walked into biker bar. All fat ugly chicks staring at me like a T bone in looney tunes **** it


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Nice. I kept one for a long time that said you’ll get more done tomorrow if you have fun today


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