What's your "Perks of the job"?

RES0574

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LOL Perks of my job huh??

Some cool port calls..

NOT good perks?
Gone 7 out of 12 months.
Work even though I don't get paid sometimes
Sleep in a room with 5 other dudes, share 1 bathroom, shower, sink.
Have a bad command?? get ****ed it's to bad lol

Assume you are on a 210 or 270, maybe NSC?
 

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This thread is mind blowing.

Back in my working days employers were not tech savvy enough to monitor company supplied devices. So, people watched porn with no fear of reprisal.

Now, it would seem that you can't watch porn but you eat free, travel free on corporate jets, get massages and hand jobs at work and a host of other stuff.

That is damn near enough to make a guy consider coming out of retirement and working again. If it wasn't such a drag to have to carry separate work and personal phones it would be tempting.
 

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I get 70 hour work weeks, people bringing me only their problems and endless head aches, while I watch people complain that they don’t get enough money or perks that they deserve because they are special.

Sorry, just telling it like it is.
 

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This thread is mind blowing.

Back in my working days employers were not tech savvy enough to monitor company supplied devices. So, people watched porn with no fear of reprisal.

Now, it would seem that you can't watch porn but you eat free, travel free on corporate jets, get massages and hand jobs at work and a host of other stuff.

That is damn near enough to make a guy consider coming out of retirement and working again. If it wasn't such a drag to have to carry separate work and personal phones it would be tempting.
I did forget one... my company doesn't supply phones, but there are a certain group of us that gets a $75 monthly reimbursement towards our bill. I don't use my phone that much for work, so I rarely turn it in.

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I get to deal with unsatisfied employees and customers.

Glorious.

Well that also. I'm waiting on one today that wants to speak with me. Her 06 E class has a failed central gateway, causing the vehicle not to start. We replace the component, car runs and drives great but the cooling fan is not coming on. She stated to my advisor we should've known this? With the central gateway down we had no communication with the rest of the vehicle.....
 

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Added: acccess to a toy hauler whenever I want


.... I just don’t have a toy I’d haul lol
 

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Oh I know that comes with the territory, I really don't mind it. I appreciate the customers that give me a chance to make something right or 'better'...rather than those who are just assholes.
 

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I can get almost any part for any model car I could want, for cost. Get to drive some fun cars as well, 911 Turbo, Viper, V10 M6, DOHC ZR1, Bentley CGT, multitude of classics, etc. Have a 10 bay shop at my disposal, along with a plethora of tools.


Pick your poison.
 

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Where do y’all find these jobs....

I don’t get squat. Actually, I shouldn’t say that. We get free fast food for lunch on Fridays, sometimes.
 

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This could go along with work christmas parties/bonuses aswell. I got a $50 giftcard to stop & shop and about 5 Hershey kisses.
 

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