SVT Men with beards..

RDJ

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City folks are so silly. Have your hunting dog lick it clean. Do not get mad at me if it smells like balls, train your dog better.
we had a family friend who had a full thick beard. one of his students asked him one day if it got in the way when he kissed his wife. he said "no she chews on it when I get home to see what I had for lunch so she doesn't make the same thing for dinner". it was the last time anyone asked him anything about his beard LOL
 

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we had a family friend who had a full thick beard. one of his students asked him one day if it got in the way when he kissed his wife. he said "no she chews on it when I get home to see what I had for lunch so she doesn't make the same thing for dinner". it was the last time anyone asked him anything about his beard LOL

Or make sure he ain't cheating on her...
 

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I just grew my first beard at 39 years old so I am new to all the tactics.
The hardest part about having a beard, is shaving it off. It wasn't really an issue when I had stubble or a short beard. Now that I have a long beard that I have maintained, shaped, and lived with for more than a year I am not sure I want to remove the man mane.

Last week or so my beard reached the second button on my shirts. I needed to do a little shaping and trimming so that it would look more full. About 4-6" came off the bottom, and the sides were faded back into my hair the way it should.

Now I walk past the mirror and wait for the length on the bottom to grow back out.

Beards are far from maintenance free. If you don't take care of it, you will look homeless. The way you dress matters too. You can get away with a long beard, but you have to plan around it.

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The hardest part about having a beard, is shaving it off. It wasn't really an issue when I had stubble or a short beard. Now that I have a long beard that I have maintained, shaped, and lived with for more than a year I am not sure I want to remove the man mane.

Last week or so my beard reached the second button on my shirts. I needed to do a little shaping and trimming so that it would look more full. About 4-6" came off the bottom, and the sides were faded back into my hair the way it should.

Now I walk past the mirror and wait for the length on the bottom to grow back out.

Beards are far from maintenance free. If you don't take care of it, you will look homeless. The way you dress matters too. You can get away with a long beard, but you have to plan around it.

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My problem is where I work will make me get a new badge if I keep it too long. It has only been about a month and so far no one has said anything.
 

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The hardest part about having a beard, is shaving it off. It wasn't really an issue when I had stubble or a short beard. Now that I have a long beard that I have maintained, shaped, and lived with for more than a year I am not sure I want to remove the man mane.

Last week or so my beard reached the second button on my shirts. I needed to do a little shaping and trimming so that it would look more full. About 4-6" came off the bottom, and the sides were faded back into my hair the way it should.

Now I walk past the mirror and wait for the length on the bottom to grow back out.

Beards are far from maintenance free. If you don't take care of it, you will look homeless. The way you dress matters too. You can get away with a long beard, but you have to plan around it.

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Beards and pubes have a lot in common
 

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Beards and pubes have a lot in common
There is so much to say here, but I'm going to pass up the opportunity. However...

Where do you think donor hair for beards come from? Hmmmm

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What sort of hipster cuckery is this thread?

Want to grow a beard?

Drink whiskey.

Wrestle a bear.

Rub one out in the middle of the office meeting while looking the boss straight in the eye. Let him know who the alpha is around there.

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What sort of hipster cuckery is this thread?

Want to grow a beard?

Drink whiskey.

Wrestle a bear.

Rub one out in the middle of the office meeting while looking the boss straight in the eye. Let him know who the alpha is around there.

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That's no beard, that's a 5 o'clock shadow.

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My problem is where I work will make me get a new badge if I keep it too long. It has only been about a month and so far no one has said anything.

Give it another month, you're guaranteed a reply for sure
 

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My biggest fear is that I'll have to go to a client site that requires you to be shaved for an escape respirator....
 

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My biggest fear is that I'll have to go to a client site that requires you to be shaved for an escape respirator....
I wouldn't be happy. I would be looking for a hazmat suit with respiratory helmet. Lol

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