When I drop a 'best in show' type deuce, love to call my wife into the bathroom to show her...she's never as excited about it as I am.
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When I drop a 'best in show' type deuce, love to call my wife into the bathroom to show her...she's never as excited about it as I am.
Not being married, I have to scrub the crime scene when a female is over. Want to avoid them seeing and worry I may have some terminal disease or demon possession.
When I was a younger man if I had eaten corn the night before, the crap the following morning would be pretty much a cob. Even had the kernels lined up. To be honest, some of them were upside down (pointy end outwards) so it was not a perfect cob, but a pretty good facsimile.
I guess age has done me in. Now kernels are scattered throughout the loaf like a corn fritter and there are no identifiable rows.
I wish I had appreciated what I had when I had it.
I guess age has done me in. Now kernels are scattered throughout the loaf like a corn fritter and there are no identifiable rows.
I wish I had appreciated what I had when I had it.
So which one of you ****ers passed this thing? Lol
Gross video of worker battling enormous poo viewed by millions
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Gross video of worker battling enormous poo viewed by millions
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OMG. That thing looked like a muskrat. Why was the guy trying to package it up and save it? A lot of unanswered questions there.
Christ almighty. That person must of had their asshole stitched back together.
Looked like Randy Marsh's
What the ****
Started laugh-farting next to my wife... all I could imagine was a muskrat being pulled out of there and it crawling off.
As for corn, I’m nearly 34 and I can't say I have ever seen a kernel of corn in my stool.
As for corn, I’m nearly 34 and I can't say I have ever seen a kernel of corn in my stool.
You’re broken then.
Did Planter sling that deuce? Good lord that’s bigger than some babies I’ve seen.
I have to admit...I was in tears watching that video.
I have to admit...I was in tears watching that video.
I was waiting for my wife to come out of my daughter’s school while watching that video. When she got into the truck I felt obligated to explain the tears in my eyes. I thought my perceived level of maturity couldn’t drop any further. Turns out I was wrong.
And on the never seeing corn in your turd... seriously? Eat 2 cans of sweet corn right now and report back tomorrow.
Nah, I love me some corn on the cob.. boiled, but especially grilled.
And if there are mashed potatoes in the vicinity of corn, I’m eating everyone elses share.
I think I’m special.
And if there are mashed potatoes in the vicinity of corn, I’m eating everyone elses share.
I think I’m special.
Ate a can of corn one night...next day was my best impression of a 249. Ones starfish should not fire at that cyclic rate.
Randomly found this gif this evening and about pissed laughing.
Had tears rolling down my face laying in bed.
Instantly thought of this thread.
Had tears rolling down my face laying in bed.
Instantly thought of this thread.
I'd say that guy is full of shit!
Poop tracker app? That is seriously hilarious! That guy on the other thread who had a great app idea is going to be heartbroken that you already have it.
Tough one on the Saturday 16th. I'm guessing you took a bad shrimp or something on the 15th?
Good post to revive an important thread.
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