Egard Watches' response to the Gillette ad

kirks5oh

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As opposed to someone with a car collection such as yours...

I drive the shit out of my cars. Race them. All of them. I buy the most car that I can right from the factory because I don’t want to worry about warranties. And believe it or not, my car collection is very, very conservative. I have a plain Jane watch you’d think cost $100. You’d have to get to know me to determine what kind of man I am.
 

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I drive the shit out of my cars. Race them. All of them. I buy the most car that I can right from the factory because I don’t want to worry about warranties. And believe it or not, my car collection is very, very conservative. I have a plain Jane watch you’d think cost $100. You’d have to get to know me to determine what kind of man I am.

Just busting your balls my friend. Those cars deserve to be driven the way you do.
 

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I drive the shit out of my cars. Race them. All of them. I buy the most car that I can right from the factory because I don’t want to worry about warranties. And believe it or not, my car collection is very, very conservative. I have a plain Jane watch you’d think cost $100. You’d have to get to know me to determine what kind of man I am.

So he spends his money on watches? I’m so lost here.
 

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Just busting your balls my friend. Those cars deserve to be driven the way you do.

No worries. 10 years ago the Gillette commercial would have literally boiled my blood. Seriously would have caused me to maybe switch razors. Maybe I’ve just chilled out with age, numbed myself to the media, or I just don’t give a **** what others say/feel/think.
 

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You apparently missed my entire point and took the words literally.

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If you were being sarcastic, I missed it. Sorry, my mind literally works like that of a caveman
 

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And you'd have to get to know me if I buy one of his watches simply because I appreciate his ad in the climate we live in. Your comment was lame. You get to own it.

Can’t remember the last time a watch sparked me to engage someone in conversation—yep, i remember—never. Cars? Absolutely. I see a cool car anywhere and I’m throwing out a compliment/getting info. Call me superficial that way, I guess. It could be a Porsche, mustang, or srt4.

Just looked at every watch on the website and didn’t find a single one I’m interested in. But I’m not one to wear jewelry.

I own everything I say. I’m just not that moved to buy a tacky, massive face, bro-watch from one company because they make a response ad to another ad, in order to reel in the sheep.
 

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Can’t remember the last time a watch sparked me to engage someone in conversation—yep, i remember—never. Cars? Absolutely. I see a cool car anywhere and I’m throwing out a compliment/getting info. Call me superficial that way, I guess. It could be a Porsche, mustang, or srt4.

Just looked at every watch on the website and didn’t find a single one I’m interested in. But I’m not one to wear jewelry.

I own everything I say. I’m just not that moved to buy a tacky, massive face, bro-watch from one company because they make a response ad to another ad, in order to reel in the sheep.

Stop digging.
 

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Can’t remember the last time a watch sparked me to engage someone in conversation—yep, i remember—never. Cars? Absolutely. I see a cool car anywhere and I’m throwing out a compliment/getting info. Call me superficial that way, I guess. It could be a Porsche, mustang, or srt4.

Just looked at every watch on the website and didn’t find a single one I’m interested in. But I’m not one to wear jewelry.

I own everything I say. I’m just not that moved to buy a tacky, massive face, bro-watch from one company because they make a response ad to another ad, in order to reel in the sheep.

Kirk you’re literally harping on the guy cuz he’s got a different hobby. It’s 2019. Lololol
 

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The differences of opinion is warming up in here, fam!

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Lets go!

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The differences of opinion is warming up in here, fam!

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Lets go!

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Of course people are going to have differences in opinions. I’m not a huge watch guy. If I was, sure, I might buy one from this company, but not just because of a commercial made in response to another company. On first glance this is a wonderful commercial, celebrating the hard life of a man. Yes, men have more dangerous jobs, a shorter lifespan, and traditionally get the short end of the stick in terms of custody when they separate from their sig other (although it’s much better these days). It’s funny they comment that 75% of murder victims are men, but leave out the fact that a much higher percentage of people who commit murder are men as opposed to women. Or the fact men still get paid more than women for the same positions. Or that men have a much, much higher percentage of commiting rape/domestic violence compared to women. Don’t get me wrong, Ive never been accused of being a feminist. just giving some food for thought. It’s a cool ad, makes me proud to be a man, but I also know I can do better
 

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Someone here is a little salty.... Gillette razors must be getting a little dull.

I’m in Hawaii at a conference, that’s why I have time to be on this site. I don’t shave on vacation, but I’m sure my razors will be sharp when i get back
 

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I’m in Hawaii at a conference, that’s why I have time to be on this site. I don’t shave on vacation, but I’m sure my razors will be sharp when i get back

Thats what happens when you soak in ocean water for too long.... get a little salty... make sure to wring out your nundies and let them air dry.
Enjoy the Hawaiian bitches, make sure to slap some asses for us. Cheers, bro!
 

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