Question for the married folks

What does your wife do in front of you?


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Mpoitrast87

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Don’t have to be married to answer this. my ex girlfriend did both in front of me
 

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Both which is unique because I won't do either in front of her. It doesn't bother me at all. She's very open with her body and I love it that way. I'm so lucky she stuck with me after my past antics and I'm eternally grateful she did. We've been together 23 years and married 12.5; our relationship is better than ever emotionally and physically. She's absolutely incredible as a Wife, Mother, and professional. I consider myself blessed and very lucky man to have such a person in my life.
 

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Let's face it, there's a reason so many bathrooms have double sinks. But there are definitely times when a bit of privacy would be appreciated.

For example, when your body somehow manufactures a load that has the consistency of that translucent lube used for urethane suspension bushings. You are facing a legit 6 wipe minimum. It would be great to be alone in this situation. Because you know after the fourth wipe you are being monitored closely and when it's all over you are going to get a lecture on wastage of toilet paper and how much it costs these days. (At least so I have heard....)
 

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I’ve been married for over a year and anything other than #1 is more than I want to see/share with my wife. I don’t even want to hear that shit so I make sure to stay far away from the bathroom when she’s in there with the door closed
 

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My rule is that if your significant other can't do both in front of you without losing respect or attracting to them you've married the wrong person.
 

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Both, but #2 has never been intentional. More like she's going #1 and all of a sudden her body decides it's time for #2.
 

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