How many of you have Poop Knives ....

RDJ · Dec 13, 2018

I have never heard of, nor needed one. now that I have read this I may put one in our Bathrooms just as a conversation piece ....

So, A lot Of Families Apparently Have 'Poop Knives,' And I'll Never Look At People The Same

1wild-horse · Dec 13, 2018

40 years, never.... and could have waited another 40.

Revvv · Dec 13, 2018

Well, that's new information I won't be able to forget.

Now if we ever get together for an SVTP gathering someone will ask for a poop knife.

Wow

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Skitzerman · Dec 13, 2018

Since I've been known to cut a trophy size loaf, I've sliced and diced many a steamer. Sometimes you can break it up with a coat hanger. I used to leave them festering in the bowl at work, no one had the balls to flush it.

Kiohtee · Dec 13, 2018

Another vote for clothes hanger. Metal only though.

I lay ginormous, butthole shredding turds though. Like equal parts blood and poop. I usually go 1-2 weeks without a bowel movement and have went up to 3 weeks, where a doctor had to intervene.

Don't try to fix me, I've been on every diet and medication imaginable.

jeffh81 · Dec 13, 2018

10/10 would read again. I passed around the link. I started laughing in Old Navy and the wife wanted to know what was funny

98 svt · Dec 13, 2018

OMFG. That's good stuff

M91196 · Dec 13, 2018

Rat tail comb

BigPoppa · Dec 13, 2018

I used to suffer from turds that didn't want to meet their inevitable demise by taking the last ride down the sewer log flume. After upgrading to a toilet that summons a tsunami from Poseidon himself, we no longer worry about those little clingers blocking up the porcelain escape tunnel.

MG0h3 · Dec 13, 2018

Kiohtee said:
Another vote for clothes hanger. Metal only though.

I lay ginormous, butthole shredding turds though. Like equal parts blood and poop. I usually go 1-2 weeks without a bowel movement and have went up to 3 weeks, where a doctor had to intervene.

Don't try to fix me, I've been on every diet and medication imaginable.

Coat hangars are for the other vag

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buffalosoldier · Dec 13, 2018

Someone should invent a pee strainer, some people will buy anything.
you are welcome.

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98 svt · Dec 13, 2018

When we were dating I used to tell my wife she had a great turd cutter, but I was referring to her ass, not a knife hanging in the laundry room.

HEMIHUNTER · Dec 13, 2018

This is SVTP.
We need poop chainsaws.

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gimmie11s · Dec 13, 2018

Kiohtee said:
Another vote for clothes hanger. Metal only though.

I lay ginormous, butthole shredding turds though. Like equal parts blood and poop. I usually go 1-2 weeks without a bowel movement and have went up to 3 weeks, where a doctor had to intervene.

Don't try to fix me, I've been on every diet and medication imaginable.

unHoly Crap man. Appendicitis much?

PaxtonShelby · Dec 13, 2018

Skitzerman said:
Since I've been known to cut a trophy size loaf, I've sliced and diced many a steamer. Sometimes you can break it up with a coat hanger. I used to leave them festering in the bowl at work, no one had the balls to flush it.

Sig-worthy shit right there...literally.

Kiohtee said:
I lay ginormous, butthole shredding turds though. Like equal parts blood and poop. I usually go 1-2 weeks without a bowel movement and have went up to 3 weeks, where a doctor had to intervene.

Don't try to fix me, I've been on every diet and medication imaginable.

Lay off the bricks of cheese, brother!

Wow this page is delivering at an amazing rate!

buffalosoldier · Dec 13, 2018

hand me the knife

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Revvv · Dec 13, 2018

jeffh81 said:
10/10 would read again. I passed around the link. I started laughing in Old Navy and the wife wanted to know what was funny

I forwarded the link to everyone on my contact list that isn't on SVTP.

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Revvv · Dec 13, 2018

You cannot read through this thread without laughing.

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jeffh81 · Dec 13, 2018

What was OP searching for to stumble on a turd knife??

FJohnny · Dec 13, 2018

Don't use the long thin popsicle sticks. Use the short curves ones that look like a spoon (Hagen Daaz). That way if you drop it you can just flush it away. The thin ones ALWAYS cause a log jam.

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