Nose hair trimmer

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Two fingers. Pinch, squinch, and yank them nose puppies out. Hurts like a bastard but you don't have to worry about it again for like a month.

Best when done in the middle of pointless meetings. Admire your harvest for extra points. Sound effects are also a welcome bonus.

This. all of it.
 

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I prefer all natur-al

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Either I don't have the beak like some of you ****ers, or I've got fat ****ing fingers. I can't yank 'em out.

Just keep at it. Your nostril will stretch over time.

Either that or start snortin' Nair.

Those cheap "spinning blade" trimmers are like playing Russian Roulette. If it doesn't grab onto a thick plume of nose hair and stall out on the first nostril, it will on the second.
 

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Just keep at it. Your nostril will stretch over time.

Either that or start snortin' Nair.

Those cheap "spinning blade" trimmers are like playing Russian Roulette. If it doesn't grab onto a thick plume of nose hair and stall out on the first nostril, it will on the second.
Maybe I just need to rebuild my 20 year old Remington. That ****er did the job!
 

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Any of you guys ever yank one out, hurts like absolute hell, and it feels like it was attached up by your eye, so you look at it and it resembles a grasshopper leg?
 

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I either rip them out or cut them with a pair of sissors.

I need to get me some hemostats for the ultimate combo...
 

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