Friday Joke!

Happy Friday y'all!

Kinda along the same line as yesterday's joke:

One day, Jake is walking into town with a wagon load of duct tape. Farmer Jim says, "Where are you going with all that duct tape?"

Jake says, "I'm going to catch me some ducks."

"You ain't gonna catch no ducks with that there duck tape" says Farmer Jim. But sure enough, the next day, Jake comes back with some ducks and a wagon load of chicken wire.

"What are you going to do with all that chicken wire? Now, don't tell me...." says Farmer Jim.

Jake says, "Yep, I'm gonna catch me some chickens."

"You ain't going to catch no chickens with that there chicken wire," says Farmer Jim. But, sure enough, the next day, Jake rolls into town with chickens and a wagon load of pussy willows.

Farmer Jim says "Is that a wagon load of pussy willows?"

"Yup, the finest I could find" says Jake.

Father Jim says, "Wait, I'll go get my coat"

Ha ha!! Have a good weekend!!

MDShelby said:

Ha ha!! Have a good weekend!!

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You too, sir.

Hahahahaha

A woman awakes during the night to find her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's he matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago, when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do,' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too,' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'I would have gotten out today.'

spectreman said:

A woman awakes during the night to find her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's he matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago, when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do,' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too,' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'I would have gotten out today.'

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It works that way sometimes.